The Best 60 Memory Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Memory jokes. There are some memory mnemonic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these memory retention puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Memory Jokes and Puns

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB

That was a trip down memory lane

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014 at 10:37 am.

Why do they have fences around cemeteries?

Because everyone is dying to get in.

In memory of my Uncle David RIP. He would always tell this joke

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The Longest Memory in the World

One day, a young man takes a trip out West and comes across a little Native American village. He decides, what the heck, he'll stop and look around. One of the Native women, seeing that he's not from around, tells the man he should visit the Chief, who she says has the longest and best memory in the world. So the man decides to go visit the Chief and asks: "So I hear you have the greatest memory in the world." The Chief answers "I do. I can remember every single detail of my entire life." The man figures he should test this, and asks the Chief "What did you have for breakfast on April the 27th, 1959?" After stopping to think for a second, the chief answers "two eggs." Satisfied, the man says goodbye to the Chief and eventually leaves the village.
Twenty years later, the man takes another trip out West and comes across the same village. He's amazed when he notices the Chief, still alive after all these years. The man, stops and says hello, so he raises his hand and says, "How" and the Chief replies "fried."

My friend drowned last week

My friend drowned last week, so I had a wreath made in the shape of a life jacket in his memory. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted.

-Milton Jones

Three old women are discussing how their memory isn't what it used to be.

The first woman says, "Sometimes, I'm in the elevator, and I don't remember if I'm going up or down."
"The second woman says, "sometimes, I have a bottle of mayonnaise in my hand, and I don't remember if I'm taking it out of the fridge or putting it back."
"The third woman says, "Well, I don't have any of those problems, knock wood," knocking on the table. "Oh, hold on a second, someone's at the door."

Memory joke, Three old women are discussing how their memory isn't what it used to be.

I have a photographic memory

it just hasn't developed yet

A man meets a Native American with flawless memory...

When he meets this Native American Chief he notices he is older than most.
He asks the Chief many questions, and the Chief replies flawlessly to each one.

Then he thinks of a random date and asks the Chief, "What did you eat on October 18, 1987?" The Chief replies "Eggs".

He leaves the Chief and goes home. A year later he meets the Chief again. Feeling respectful he approaches the Chief, and says "How" and the Chief says, "Scrambled!"

Great pickup line...

You:Hey, do you have a Memory foam mattress?

Her: Yes.

You: Wanna Traumatize it?

What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space.

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From grandma: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In memory of all the faces that were buried there.

2 older couple were having breakfast

Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night
Old man 2: What's it's name?
Old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower?
Old man 2: Carnation?
Old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
Old man 2: Rose?
Old man 1: That's it. (turns to his wife) Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

I can't remember where I read this, but I heard too much masturbating causes memory loss.

My father suffers from short term memory loss

I hope it doesn't run in the family because my dad has it.

Three old men

Three elderly men were at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asked the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply.
The doctor said to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday", he replied.

Then the doctor asked the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine", he answered. "That's great!" said the doctor. "How did you get that answer?

"Easy," said the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

Memory joke, Three old men

I just got a repressed memory foam mattress.

It holds me just like my uncle used to.

My mum suffers with short term memory loss

Hope it doesn't run in the family because my mums got it too

I'm going to open my own bar and call it "Chrome"

It will keep your tab open until you have no memory

I asked my librarian if she had a book on short term memory loss...

I asked my librarian if she had a book on short term memory loss...

Studies have shown that smoking weed causes short term memory loss.

Next thing you know they'll be saying smoking weed causes short term memory loss.

Yo mama's so fat

when she sat on a memory foam it forgot

Just got a repressed memory foam mattress,

it holds me just like my gym teacher did

In memory of my father, who died of blood loss because sadly no one could figure out his blood type.

As I stood beside him it was incredibly moving to hear him repeat, over and over, these inspirational last words: "Be positive, son! Be positive!"

Father, I don't know if you can hear me, but if you do, just know I will always remember to be positive.

10 years ago to this day, I cut myself with a stick of RAM

I guess you could say I have a pretty sharp memory.

Your mom is so fat

Her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.

Memory joke, Your mom is so fat

I have the memory of an elephant.

I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

If smoking Marijuana causes short term memory loss,

what does smoking Marijuana do?

Did you know that cucumbers are good for your memory ?

Because I got one stuck in my ass a couple years ago and me, my family and doctor still remember it vividly

If you suck at playing the trumpet...

...that's probably why.

My neighbor who had horrible jokes passed away this week. This was one of his favorites. Enjoy a good (bad) pun in his memory.

A zookeeper lost a pair of mongoose to a storm and needed to replace them. He began writing an email to his supplier...

Dear sir, please send me two mongooses at once.

That didn't sound right, so he tried again.

Dear sir, please send me two mongeese at once.

That still didn't sound right, so he gave it one last attempt:

Dear sir, please send me one mongoose. And while you're at it- send me another mongoose.

(In memory of my dad who told that joke at every family gathering for 30 years.)

How much memory does it take to store a joke ?

One Gigglebyte.

My favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandmother

until my mom took the urn from me.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve.

It was an apple with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte & then everything crashed.

Did you know too much sex can cause memory loss

I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 3:23 pm last year on Wednesday November the 7th.

My fondest memory when I was a kid was building sandcastles with my grandpa.

I really enjoyed it until the day my mom hid the urn from me.

My favorite childhood memory was building sand castles with my grandpa.

Then my mom hid the urn from me.

So I bought a memory foam pillow second-hand

Got it for a good price, all was good until I laid down and it said "who the f@#k are you?"

If you thought alcohol was bad for your short term memory...

...just imagine what alcohol will do!

John's wife comes home to a dark house and her husband sitting there crying.

"honey, what's wrong? Why are you crying?"

John turns to his wife and says, "do you remember 20 years ago when your father caught us having sex in the car?"

John's wife smiles at the memory and replies, "of course, that was my first time."

John looks at his wife and says, "well 20 years ago your father gave me a choice. Either I marry you or spend 20 years in prison."

"That was a long time ago honey, and your not in prison."

John again starts sobbing and says, "I would have gotten out of prison today."

Did you guys know too much sex can cause memory loss?

I learnt that in a medical journal, page 34. At 3:38pm on Thursday the 7th.

I have the memory of an elephant.

I saw an elephant.

Wife asks her husband will he remarry if she dies.

Husband: No how can I think of remarrying.

Wife: Why not? You would need a partner for your bad times. Please remarry if I die.

Husband: You are so sweet... Even after death, you are worried about me.

Wife: Will you let her use my car?

Husband: Of course not

Wife: Will you give my jewellery to her

Husband: Not at all, I have some of my memories attached to it. I will keep it as your memory.

Wife: Will you give my shoes to her

Husband: No way... Her size is '5' and yours is '7'.

Do you know the oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve?

It was an apple, with very limited memory, one byte and everything crashed!

A tourist decides to visit a Native American Chief who is famous for his perfect memory.

"Okay, Chief..." says the tourist,

"Let's test that memory of yours. What did you eat for breakfast on May 9th, 1972?"

The Chief thinks for a moment, and responds "Eggs."

The tourist replies, "Wow, that's incredible! You really do have a perfect memory." and leaves.

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Ten years later the tourist finds himself in the Chief's neck of the woods and decides to pay him a visit.

He enters the Chief's home and respectfully greets him, saying "Hau, Chief."

The Chief promptly replies, "Scrambled."

My fondest Childhood memory was making Sand Castles with Grandma.

Until my mother hid the Urn.

My favourite childhood memory was making sandcastles with my grandfather.

Until my mother hid his urn away from me.

Credit. Sandi Toksvig

My favourite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather

Until my mother took the urn from me

I have the memory of an elephent.

It was at the zoo.

Are people born with a photographic memory....

....or does it take time to develop ?

Having too much sex can cause memory loss.

I read it on page 14 in a medical journal on the 14th November 2019 at 3.19pm

I have the memory of an elephant...

One time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

I bought an avocado to boost my memory

but I forgot where did I put it

Why do women have flowers on the front of their underwear?

It's in loving memory of all the faces buried there.

I have a photographic memory...

I need to take a photograph to remember anything.

I have the worst luck…

I have the worst luck, I went to buy a memory foam pillow - turned out it had Alzheimers.

Everybody picks on me because apparently my memory is so bad

But I cannot remember the last time I forgot something.

Three old guys are sitting around in the park.....

discussing whose memory goes back the farthest. Says Larry, I remember being taken to the church, all dressed up in this scratchy white stuff, and having people standing around and someone splashing water on me.

Aww, that's nothing, says Irv. I can remember this nice, dark room, and then being squeezed something terrible, and coming out into this big bright room and being spankedβ€”it was awful.

I got you two beat by a mile, says Fred. I remember going to a picnic with my father and coming back with my mother.

I have the memory of an elephant

When I was six, my parents took me to the zoo. There I saw an elephant.

One of my happiest memory is when I won the science fair in highschool.

I mixed charcoal, saltpetre and sulfur and blew away the competition

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