Memory Foam Jokes

Funniest Memory Foam Short Jokes

Short memory foam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The memory foam humour may include short mattress jokes also.

1. Great pickup line... You:Hey, do you have a Memory foam mattress?
   Her: Yes.
   You: Wanna Traumatize it?
2. So I bought a memory foam pillow second-hand Got it for a good price, all was good until I laid down and it said "who the f@#k are you?"
3. When I was a teenager, I used to punch my memory foam pillow when my anger was getting beyond control. Now it's memorized all my moves, and I live in constant fear.
4. When you have a pillow fight with a memory foam pillow, that's a pillow fight you'll never forget.
5. Me: How long have we had that mattress? Wife: No idea
   Memory foam mattress: Two years, five months and two days
6. I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed...... ....But our memory foam mattress has PTSD.
7. My wife is coming back from holiday tomorrow... Does anyone know how to delete the memory, from my memory foam mattress?
8. Memory foam pillows are the worst. As soon as I lay down on them, I start remembering all the things I messed up during the day.
9. I have the worst luck… I have the worst luck, I went to buy a memory foam pillow - turned out it had Alzheimers.
10. My bf remembered our anniversary! I didn't expect any different, of course. He is made of memory foam after all!

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Memory Foam One Liners

Which memory foam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with memory foam? I can suggest the ones about foam and cushions.

1. I just got a repressed memory foam mattress. It holds me just like my uncle used to.
2. I'm not saying my ex is fat... But my memory foam mattress took a year to forget her.
3. How do you get your memory foam bed to like and support you? You make a good impression.
4. My memory foam mattress broke yesterday... It has amnesia
5. Why did the bed not forget? Because of it's Memory Foam.
6. You're mother is so heavy When she sleeps on a memory foam mattress,
   It forgets.
7. I had a memory foam mattress. Sadly, it got Alzheimer's.
8. Your a**... is so fat... That your memory foam mattress wishes it can forget your a**....
9. My c**... memory foam pillow... Has Alzheimer's.

Memory Foam Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about memory foam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pillow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make memory foam pranks.