Memorial Service Jokes
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Memorial Service Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service...
and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"
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The Clintons at President Reagan's f**...
I don't know if any of you watched the memorial service for Ronald Reagan, but if you did, you might've noticed Bill and Hillary were both dozing off.
Reagan, who never missed the opportunity for a good one-liner, raised his head out of the casket and said I see the Clintons are finally sleeping together
Memorial Day...respectful joke. A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church
when the pastor noticed him.
"What are you looking at?" asked the clergyman.
"All those names. Who are they?" the boy asked.
The pastor nodded, and said, "They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service."
The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, "The 9 o'clock service or the 11 o'clock?"
Too Soon: Verne Troyer, the actor who played Mini-Me, has passed
The world's smallest violin will be played at his memorial service.
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A Rabbi becomes the head of a synagogue in a new town.
One of the old men in town dies and it comes down to the new Rabbi to hold f**... services for the old man. He begins the service, but soon realizes he did not know the man at all so he has nothing to say. He says to the audience: "I am new to this town and I did not know this man's life, you here all knew him well, is there anyone among you who has a fond memory or something nice to say about him in his passing?" A minute of deafening silence passes as the audience says nothing, two minutes, three, and the Rabbi begins to get nervous. Finally, before he is forced to speak, from the back of the room a person shouts, "HIS BROTHER WAS WORSE!"
Tommy doesn't want to go to Sunday school
Sunday morning, Tommy tells his mom, "I don't want to go to Sunday school anymore. I want to go to the real service with you and Daddy."
To his surprise, he gets his way. He sits in the main sanctuary for the first time, and he notices a display he hadn't seen before. There's an American flag and a few photographs of men and women in uniform.
After the sermon, he asks his mom what it is. She says, "That's a memorial for some members of our church who died in the service."
Really quietly, Tommy says, "I think I'll go to Sunday school next week."
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