The Best 30 Memorial Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Memorial jokes. There are some memorial remembrance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these memorial memory puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Memorial Jokes and Puns
Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service...
and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"
What's the best part about having Memorial Day off?
3 straight days without a school shooting.
A week before Memorial Day, kids bring pictures of veteran family members to school for show and tell.
First up was Mary. "My daddy served in Afghanistan. He was a paratrooper."
"A paratrooper?" Asked the teacher, who was awed.
"Yes, please look closer -- you can see his jump badge."
Second was Joe. "My granny served in Vietnam. She was a doctor."
"A doctor?" Asked the teacher, who was moved.
"Yeah, see? That's a stethoscope hanging around her neck."
Third was little Johnny, "This is my great grandpa. He was an electrician."
"An electrician?" Asked the teacher, who was perplexed.
"Yeah, here. You can see the two lightning bolts on his helmet"
Today's joke from Russian-language Internet
"You know, they've built a George Orwell memorial in Russia!"
'What? Where?"
"Pretty much everywhere."
The Clintons at President Reagan's funeral
I don't know if any of you watched the memorial service for Ronald Reagan, but if you did, you might've noticed Bill and Hillary were both dozing off.
Reagan, who never missed the opportunity for a good one-liner, raised his head out of the casket and said I see the Clintons are finally sleeping together
In memorial of Sean Connery: My favorite knock knock joke. (Say out loud for best effect)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dish
Dish Who?
(Said in Sean Connery accent) DISH IS SEAN CONNERY LET ME IN!
Memorial Day...respectful joke. A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church
when the pastor noticed him.
"What are you looking at?" asked the clergyman.
"All those names. Who are they?" the boy asked.
The pastor nodded, and said, "They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service."
The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, "The 9 o'clock service or the 11 o'clock?"
How do you memorialize the death of a planet?
You write an orbituary.
Rabbits died
My neighbor's pair of pet rabbits died unexpectedly within hours of each other. She was distraught. I suggested she go to my friend the taxidermist. When she arrived, my friend tried to console her and she asked him if he could create a memorial. "Of course", he replied. He explained that he could stuff them and they would almost look lifelike. He asked if she would like them mounted.
"No" she said, "holding paws would be fine."
I went to the JFK memorial museum and got to simulate his assassination in VR
It was mind blowing
My construction worker friend died
As a memorial everyone at his funeral stood around making themselves look busy
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When Dianna died, the British put up a memorial
All France got was a slow down sign
TIL: The Titanic was not just a passenger liner, but also a cargo ship
Among other things, it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise bound for Mexico. When Mexico heard that they would not receive it, they understandably upset, and decided to name a day in memorial of it. They called this day Cinco de Mayo.
I worked in one of those creepy ice cream vans over Memorial Day weekend, and I must say, they really do work. I raked in the Benjamins.
Also got a couple Jacobs and Timothys as well.
"I went to the museum of death a few weeks back."
"It's not polite to refer to memorial museums as that."
Scarier than funnier, but a good laugh never hurts.
-Did you hear they opened up a George Orwell memorial in the states?
-Oh really!? Where?
-Well...pretty much everywhere.
I think Kool-aid should make a Jonestown memorial flavor
But it wouldn't be very tasteful
It's going to be a hot Memorial Day weekend, so our town's ice store is having a liquidation sale.
Note: Not the best joke out there, but I believe it's OC. Let me know
This Just in: Casinos in Vegas are hoping to be open by Memorial Day. I'm really excited to get back to work!
Said, the Corona Virus.
It's been 6 years since Whitney Houston passed away
In memorial, McDonald is releasing the Whitney Houston Happy Meal.
It's just coke and ice.
Grats on 6 years sober, Whitney Houston!
What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?
Nickelback
I got kicked out of the 9/11 Memorial while watching a documentary
Because I shouted JENGA! When the towers fell.
How do you get Donald Trump to visit a memorial in the rain?
Tell him the forecasts predict golden showers.
Everyone is on Trump for avoiding the WWI Memorial because of rain, but it was really Melania who didn't want to go.
She doesn't remember what it's like to be wet.
How do you know the difference between a vegan and a mentally disturbed person.
Mentally disturbed people don't hold memorial barbecues for their pet pigs.
Too Soon: Verne Troyer, the actor who played Mini-Me, has passed
The world's smallest violin will be played at his memorial service.
This year, the White House's Memorial Day Barbecue will be serving sliders...
Or as Trump calls them, "regular-sized hamburgers."
Hillary Clinton collapsed at the 9/11 memorial today
Showing that she truly did not forget.
The Tampax 300
It's Memorial Day and NASCAR is running the Tampax 300...
It's completely sold out but I knew someone who got me two tickets.
I had to pull a few strings, though.
I hope it doesn't rain on Memorial Day.
Or else we're going to have a lot of *spare* ribs.
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