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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
I tried to memorize 100 digits of pi today
But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?
Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event:
"It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."
Guy gets sent to prison. 1st night, someone yells 39, whole prison laughs. Next night, someone yells 2, prison again erupts in laughter. Guy asks lifer what gives. Lifer explains there's a joke book, been passed around for years. Dudes memorize # & corresponding joke. Guy gets book & memorizes a few
That night he yells, 24!!! Nothing...
Next night, 9!! Crickets
He asks the lifer the next day what's happening...
Lifer says: some people just can't tell jokes
When I was a teenager, I used to punch my memory foam pillow when my anger was getting beyond control.
Now it's memorized all my moves, and I live in constant fear.
My exceptional memory allows me to memorize a sequence of more than a million numbers
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
Have you heard the one about the parrot?
Have you heard the one about the parrot that memorized the entire Bible?
Yeah, appearently the bird is the word.
There was a blonde ....
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.
finally memorized the digits og Pi up to 10 digits.
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
But sadly i dont know the order.
What's more memorable than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound
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