The Best 12 Memorable Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Memorable jokes. There are some memorable seuss jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these memorable inaugural puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Memorable Jokes and Puns

Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event:

"It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."

What's more memorable than a passionate kiss?

A stab wound

Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable?

He had a killer final draft.

Memorable joke, Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable?

A guy wants to take his girlfriend to prom

So he waits in line to buy tickets. It's a long line. He wants it to be a memorable night- he stands in line for hours to get a limo. On his way to pick her up, he stops to buy flowers. Theres a long line here too. When they get to the prom later that night, she suggests they get some punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punch line.

I started a butchering job the other day.

My first job was to crack and pull out duck necks and to make a memorable first day I said

"You know how ducks quack? Well soon enough I'll be quacking their neck"

I'm thinking of a memorable name for my sexual health course

Maybe HIV?

Yeh, that's catchy.

My bank told me to give them a memorable adress.

I said Gettysburg.

Memorable joke, My bank told me to give them a memorable adress.

I don't even remember my college years.

I didn't do any drugs, but I also didn't do anything memorable.

I don't remember most of my college years...

mainly because I didn't do anything too memorable.

If I forget someone's name

Is it my fault, or is their fault for not being more memorable?

Memorable people in my life are like the TSA

They have touched me in places no-one else has.

You can explore memorable spectacular reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean memorable wrote dad jokes. There are also memorable puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Donald Trump promised to make this the most special, memorable, yuge bigly Day ever, better than any other day

He said it shall be known as "Precedence day!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the memorable recollection jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working memorable uppercase piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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