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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly..'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
...I remember going to this party with my dad but then i went home with my mom.
An older man hires a guy every fall and his only job is to use my leaf blower and get the leaves out my yard.
He only pays in checks though. Just so he may write "thanks for the blow" on the memo line.
Whenever I think back, I recall how great I looked!
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Or is it photographic? I always forget.
A man tells his friend, "I've memorized the capitols of every state." His friend is suspicious, and asks, "What's the Capitol of New Hampshire?" The man laughs. "That's a trick question. There's two. N and H."
You can tell a woman that she is beautiful 1000 times and she will pay no mind to your comments. But tell her that she's fat, just one time, and she will never let you forget it.
Do you want to know why that is?
Because an elephant never forgets.
Sorry.....Corrupt.
You could call it phonographic
That's how I want to be remembered.
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when the pastor noticed him.
"What are you looking at?" asked the clergyman.
"All those names. Who are they?" the boy asked.
The pastor nodded, and said, "They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service."
The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, "The 9 o'clock service or the 11 o'clock?"
...i think. I can't really remember how good it was.
I forgot what the first one is
...the one's with 18 holes.
(Too soon?)
Apparently I missed the memo on what a "potluck dinner" was.
Oops wrong thread!
0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
It forgets everything by the time I go to sleep
A lot of the details get mist.
Whenever I type a wrong password it'd say 'Your Password is Incorrect'
Thanks for the pointer!
I'll have an extra side of mashed potatoes!
As I stood beside him it was incredibly moving to hear him repeat, over and over, these inspirational last words: "Be positive, son! Be positive!"
Father, I don't know if you can hear me, but if you do, just know I will always remember to be positive.
A stab wound
I can't remember who isn't a laughing matter, but I think it's someone we shouldn't be laughing at.
1st man: how is that memory clinic you've been going to?
2nd man: they said when you can't remember something, describe it and whoever you're talking to will help you recall.
1st man: what's the name of this clinic?
2nd man: what do you call that flower that has thorns and is really pretty?
1st man: A rose?
2nd man turning to his wife: Rose, what is the name of the memory clinic I go to?
It has amnesia
You said you would never forget 9/11
I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.
And a Nobel prize for inventing the device that could extract it.
I think I saw it at the zoo.
I remember I went to the park with my dad, then went home with my mom.
Catholics hate abortions.
Catholics hate homosexuals.
But who has less abortions than homosexuals?
I forgot where I was going with this.....
To be fair, it's the Hungry Hungry Hippocratic oath.
Like a Goldfish, all my memories start with water in front of my eyes.
Just some aqueous humor for you guys.
As soon as I lay down on them, I start remembering all the things I messed up during the day.
But, say what you will about memory loss.
Apparently my bosses at Amazon didn't get the memo
Because you forget the punchline
Jimmy: I have a joke.
Sara: OK, tell me.
Jimmy: It's about memory.
Sara: OK.
Jimmy: I forgot what it was.
It was called Finding Memo
One Gigglebyte.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dish
Dish Who?
(Said in Sean Connery accent) DISH IS SEAN CONNERY LET ME IN!
But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?
You write an orbituary.
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