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  1. Can secretaries really write memos with both their left and right hands at the same time? Or is that just stereotyping.
  2. I heard the professional boxers are among the highest paid people in the world Apparently my bosses at Amazon didn't get the memo
  3. Why don't Republican politicians introduce stricter gun control bills? Because it's easier for the NRA to write no changes. on the memo line of their donation cheques.
  4. Did you know they made a movie about a notepad that lost its notes? It was called Finding Memo
  5. A fellow worker just sent an all office memo: "Has anyone seen my screwdriver? I really need my screwdriver!" I wrote back: "Meet me at the tool bar. I'll buy you a double."
  6. The only thing more blacked out than Brett Kavanaugh on a school night Is Michael Flynn's sentencing memo
  7. I brought w**... and poker chips to my family reunion last week. Apparently I missed the memo on what a "potluck dinner" was.
  8. It's international women's day. But apparently my local s**... club didn't get the memo. Went there today and all the girls were from my country. No international women at all.

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Memo One Liners

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  1. Memo for our next sewing club meeting! Oops wrong thread!

Memo joke, Memo for our next sewing club meeting!

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President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home.
The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him.
Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?"
The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."

Memory Lane...

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly..'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

My first memory occurred 9 months before I was born...

...I remember going to this party with my dad but then i went home with my mom.

The memo

An older man hires a guy every fall and his only job is to use my leaf blower and get the leaves out my yard.
He only pays in checks though. Just so he may write "thanks for the blow" on the memo line.

My memory is fantastic! In fact, I have a photogenic memory!

Whenever I think back, I recall how great I looked!

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

Memorizing the Capitols

A man tells his friend, "I've memorized the capitols of every state." His friend is suspicious, and asks, "What's the Capitol of New Hampshire?" The man laughs. "That's a trick question. There's two. N and H."

Oh the memories

You can tell a woman that she is beautiful 1000 times and she will pay no mind to your comments. But tell her that she's fat, just one time, and she will never let you forget it.
Do you want to know why that is?
Because an elephant never forgets.

The memory on my phone is FIFA'ed



That's how I want to be remembered.

Memorial Day...respectful joke. A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church

when the pastor noticed him.
"What are you looking at?" asked the clergyman.
"All those names. Who are they?" the boy asked.
The pastor nodded, and said, "They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service."
The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, "The 9 o'clock service or the 11 o'clock?"

Memory is the second thing we lose as we age

I forgot what the first one is

In memory of Arnold Palmer, I wore my golf underwear today...

...the one's with 18 holes.
(Too soon?)

I've memorized all the digits in pi, I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's so hard.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

My memory is like a stick of RAM

It forgets everything by the time I go to sleep

My memory is bad so I put 'incorrect' as my password.

Whenever I type a wrong password it'd say 'Your Password is Incorrect'

If Memory serves me right this time...

I'll have an extra side of mashed potatoes!

In memory of my father, who died of blood loss because sadly no one could figure out his blood type.

As I stood beside him it was incredibly moving to hear him repeat, over and over, these inspirational last words: "Be positive, son! Be positive!"
Father, I don't know if you can hear me, but if you do, just know I will always remember to be positive.

What's more memorable than a passionate kiss?

A stab wound

The memory clinic

1st man: how is that memory clinic you've been going to?
2nd man: they said when you can't remember something, describe it and whoever you're talking to will help you recall.
1st man: what's the name of this clinic?
2nd man: what do you call that flower that has thorns and is really pretty?
1st man: A rose?
2nd man turning to his wife: Rose, what is the name of the memory clinic I go to?

My memory foam mattress broke yesterday...

It has amnesia

Let's memorize the repeated decimal 0.818181..... forever.

You said you would never forget 9/11

I have the memory of an elephant.

I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

I have the memory of a goldfish

And a Nobel prize for inventing the device that could extract it.

I have the memory of an elephant

I think I saw it at the zoo.

I have a memory from before I was even born....

I remember I went to the park with my dad, then went home with my mom.

In memory of the late George Carlin

Catholics hate abortions.
Catholics hate homosexuals.
But who has less abortions than homosexuals?

If everyone had the memory of a goldfish.

I forgot where I was going with this.....

I've memorized the hippocratic oath! It goes: 'Clack clack clack clack clack!'

To be fair, it's the Hungry Hungry Hippocratic oath.

My Memory is like a Goldfish.

Like a Goldfish, all my memories start with water in front of my eyes.
Just some aqueous humor for you guys.

Memory foam pillows are the worst.

As soon as I lay down on them, I start remembering all the things I messed up during the day.

Say what you will about memory loss...

But, say what you will about memory loss.

Memory problems are no joke

Because you forget the punchline

Memory joke

Jimmy: I have a joke.
Sara: OK, tell me.
Jimmy: It's about memory.
Sara: OK.
Jimmy: I forgot what it was.

How much memory does it take to store a joke ?

One Gigglebyte.

In memorial of Sean Connery: My favorite knock knock joke. (Say out loud for best effect)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dish Who?
(Said in Sean Connery accent) DISH IS SEAN CONNERY LET ME IN!

I tried to memorize 100 digits of pi today

But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?

How do you memorialize the death of a planet?

You write an orbituary.

I have the memory of an elephant.

I saw an elephant.

I just memorized six pages of the dictionary...

I learned next to nothing.

I think I might have a memory problem.

I think I might have a memory problem.

Memory foam underwear

I bought some shoes with memory foam insoles. I was so excited about them! I told my wife I can't wait to wear them, they have memory foam! I want memory foam underwear! She said your underwear shouldn't remember anything.

They say memory is the second thing to go as you get older

What is the first thing to go? I don't remember...

I have the memory of an elephant

I remember going to the zoo and seeing an elephant.

I have the memory of an elephent.

It was at the zoo.

I have the memory of an elephant...

One time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

How do you get your memory foam bed to like and support you?

You make a good impression.

I have the memory of an elephant

When I was six, my parents took me to the zoo. There I saw an elephant.

Memory problems

My dad's getting old. He has trouble remembering where he left his keys, sometimes stumbles over finding words.
But weirdly he can remember in graphic detail every dump he's ever taken.
He has a c**... memory.

In memory of recently passed Benedict XVI

WW2. Young german soldier captures pole. At the moment he aiming to shoot him lightning crack the sky and they hear God's voice:
- Don't shoot him, he is a future Pope
- Wow what about me?
- Ok, fine, you too

I've memorized every number in the phone book

I just don't know who they belong to.

Memo joke, I've memorized every number in the phone book

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