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134 memes jokes and hilarious memes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about memes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short memes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The memes humour may include short humor jokes also.

  1. Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in number had never bothered him before. Get it?
  2. I remember when my mother would tuck me in She really wanted a daughter
    (taken from a front page meme)
  3. What's the difference between 9gag and a Russian sauna? One is full of male steam, the other is full of stale memes.
  4. When I die, I'm leaving my vintage meme collection to my son. My will will simply say you're the man now, dog
  5. These Cthulu memes I've seen now and again, need to get some new material All I ever see are Old Ones.
  6. I was talking to my parents over dinner, my Mom said she was getting tired of the Bernie Sanders memes. I looked over to her and said "Don't worry, this trend will Bern out soon."
  7. I made a meme about communism But then I realized that to be more accurate it should be called an usus instead of a meme
  8. What's the worst thing about internet communists? They spend all day trying to seize the memes of production.
  9. I'm starting to feel that the united airlines memes are like beating a dead horse. so to save everyone some energy I bought the horse a ticket to fly United.
  10. Memes have come a long way since they appeared on the internet. They used to be funny pictures you sent to your friends, now they lead countries.

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Memes One Liners

Which memes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with memes? I can suggest the ones about emoji and rumors.

  1. What do you say when a German shares a meme with you? Danke.
  2. What does the German say when you show him a good meme? Danke.
  3. A Poem Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Stop memes about Harambe
    -Cincinnati Zoo
  4. Where did the memes make their last stand? The Aylmao.
  5. In Germany, online jokes can be given as a sign of thanks. They call them danke memes.
  6. What do you call the misuse of a meme? A misdememer.
  7. I always wanted my life to be a meme. Dead in a week
  8. How do you stop an Internet troll? Seize their memes of production.
  9. What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes
  10. Harambe Memes died just like Harambe himself... When the little kids jumped in.
  11. How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
  12. Is "Schrodinger's Cat" meme dead or alive? I'm afraid to look.
  13. What does a Muslim meme lord call his naughty girlfriend? Haram bae.
  14. How do memes go to the proms? In a lmaosine
  15. Member when "Member Berries" wasn't the main remember meme? Pepperidge farm remembers.

Dank Memes Jokes

Here is a list of funny dank memes jokes and even better dank memes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What are Germans most thankful for on the internet? Danke Memes
  • What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? Danke
  • Why can't vets use dank memes? Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse.
  • What do you call a thankful German piece of internet content? Danke, meme.
  • What do you say to your friend with the best memes? Danks
  • I'm no linguist, but all Germans really appreciate memes. They always say 'feeling dank'
  • What do Dank Memes, Meseeks, and Lana Del Rey all have in common? They were all born to die
  • What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma? A dank statement.
  • (Tips hat at the Devil) "M'ephistopheles"
    (Inspired by a comment on a dank meme)
  • What do Germans look at on the internet? Danke memes

Internet Memes Jokes

Here is a list of funny internet memes jokes and even better internet memes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Internet humor is so selfish It's all about meme meme meme
  • Why is it so wrong that Kim Kardashian is the most photographed woman on the internet? Because the end never justifies the memes.
  • What do you say when you don't understand a joke on the internet? What does that meme?
  • What's the best thing about advertising using Internet memes? You don't have to spend a 4Chan to get the word out.
  • An internet meme caught his wife cheating in their bed. "And I say heeey heeey heeey heeey heeey!!!"
  • The Challenge I'd like to challenge the internet. Find the best meme you know. We will decide once and for all which meme is the best. Let it begin.
  • Man, what's with all the Soviet Russia memes on the Internet? It's almost like they seized the memes of production.
  • Did you know that the French love the Internet so much, that they've named an airport in honour of a meme. Orly?
  • explain politics to me like i am Captain Internet, Protector of the Lolcats and i won't listen to anything you tell me unless there are multiple dank memes involved
  • Why are germans generally more grateful on the internet? They like danke memes...
Memes joke, Why are germans generally more grateful on the internet?

Sharing Memes Jokes

Here is a list of funny sharing memes jokes and even better sharing memes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I made a meme about billionaires and their wealth... ...but I couldn't share it.
  • Germany has allegedly started a new meme sharing website. It is called *neingag*
Memes joke, Germany has allegedly started a new meme sharing website.

Cheerful Fun Memes Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about memes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reddit posts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make memes pranks.

So I was making this image...

There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"
Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.
I should probably stop using math and feta memes.

Poker is like s**...

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand
Edit 1: when you cheat in poker you have a partner
Edit 2: this is getting more upvotes than I thought it would get but before someone calls me out on it. This was a Mae West quote about bridge and several Internet memes put poker instead of bridge because more people play poker than bridge and when you cheat in poker you have partners(the poker strategy is called collusion)

I like my women like I like my memes...

Dank

Why shouldn't you be concerned when your dog slobbers on your Neil Degrasse Tyson poster?

Because pet drool can't melt Neil memes.

How Quantum Theory?

Dank Memes can't melt steel beams.

Funny Transgender Memes

Here's some funny memes about transgender.

What did the German say to the abundance of old memes

vielen dank

"Yeah, after a lot of studying I decided there is no God."

"Atheism, eh? What all did you read?"
"Mostly memes."

Dead memes are like dead babies

They never get old.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

i like my memes how i like my burgers...

rare and hearthy.

i like my memes how i like my burgers...

zesty and full of chutzpah.
: D

Can someone explain why the caveman SpongeBob memes are funny?

Serious question not a joke

All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes

Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it.

How does Shakespeare write memes?

Harambic pentameter

How spicy does Keemstar like his Nandos?

As spicy as his memes (:

How many Harambe memes done an average human make a day?

Gorillif I know
Front page here we come?

Dont call a bagel artisan unless its hand rolled!!!

lets get some psat memes

Haven't seen any Harambe memes for a while,

I suppose this means Harambe is dead..

What's the difference between a monkey flinging p**... at the zoo and someone posting political memes on Facebook?

Answer: One is the sad, desparate attempt of a poor creature with little freedom to get attention from strangers, and the other is just something animals at the zoo do when they're bored.

Did you hear about Facebook shutting down pro-communism pages?

They're trying to cease the memes of production.

Memes

Let's make this a good one boys, I want memes.

Harambe memes have lost their popularity since the election...

People's attention moved away from the death of a gorilla to the election of an orangutan!

I like my memes the way I like my freudian slips

Send dudes

Popular Memes are like Mass Shootings

People won't stop talking about them until something until another one comes along.

I used to be up to date with memes...

then I took an arrow to the knee

Half my humor is puns, the other half is memes.

The third half is absurdity.

Advice for dealing with all the Aaron Hernandez memes....

...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.

Memes are like

Kids with cancer
after a while nobody remembers them

Researchers used CRISPR to encode a movie onto DNA

Time to create some viral memes

My mom sent her friend a gif via text message.

Said to my mother:"even moms are sending memes now days."
Mother said "its the memeing of life.

Mom, what does hypocrisy mean?

- Best Dank Memes Vine Compilation

What do people who make memes and solar eclipses over the US have in common?

It takes them both 38 years to go all the way.

A question about Black Twitter memes

Are they considered Dark Humour?

The one who created the memes font really changed the world.

I mean, he really made an Impact.

Where does h**... get his dank memes?

Neingag

The person who created memes must be pretty self-centered...

After all, they named it after themselves twice.

What do you call remembering memes from 2008?

PTXD

Memes are like children...

at some point you forget about them and then they die

Memes might get banned in the EU

What do you call outdated memes?

Memeries

Imagine a world without memes

It is memeningless.

I like my people like I like my memes...

high quality, original, and able to make me laugh and think!

What's the difference between mad girlfriends and memes?

As time goes on you will know why the meme exist and what happened.

I have this weird obsession with old memes...

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If they still existed, the Soviet government would have have been the world's lead producer of memes.

They needed to seize the memes of production.

How are memes and your uncle the same?

They are banned from EU.

I don't get all the hype about lamp memes

It's just going to burn itself out

My wife hates it when I reference memes.

Weird flex but okay.

So the new meme is an epidemic

Ah, the plague memes are spreading fast

Alien spaceship arrives at Earth.

Browses dank memes. Leaves.

What's the good thing about harsh memes mocking Stevie Wonders ability to see?

He can't see them.

Buddhist monks love posting ancient frog memes for you normies

You can get a surprising amount of karma for Reeeee posting

What does a gen Z communist say?

Seize the memes of production!

Memes are like Unvaccinated children,

dead in a week.

Twitter screenshots aren't memes,

They're words of twisdom.

What do we call the art of copying memes?

Memecry.

I am getting real sick of these Anti-Vaxx memes

But that's because I wasn't Vaccinated.

Memes are like anti-vaxx kids...

They don't last long

Memes joke, Memes are like anti-vaxx kids...

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