The Best 67 Memes Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Memes jokes. There are some memes outdated jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these memes creepypasta puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Memes Jokes and Puns
So I was making this image...
There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"
Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.
I should probably stop using math and feta memes.
Poker is like sex
If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand
Edit 1: when you cheat in poker you have a partner
Edit 2: this is getting more upvotes than I thought it would get but before someone calls me out on it. This was a Mae West quote about bridge and several Internet memes put poker instead of bridge because more people play poker than bridge and when you cheat in poker you have partners(the poker strategy is called collusion)
Why shouldn't you be concerned when your dog slobbers on your Neil Degrasse Tyson poster?
Because pet drool can't melt Neil memes.
Dead memes are like dead babies
They never get old.
What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?
Danke Memes
How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?
Over 9000.
Where did the memes make their last stand?
The Aylmao.
What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?
A dank statement.
What do you call a collection of memes?
A memeoir.
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
i like my memes how i like my burgers...
zesty and full of chutzpah.
: D
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What do Germans look at on the internet?
Danke memes
What kind of memes do Germans like?
Danke memes
All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes
Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it.
How are Harambe memes keeping up?
Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
A Poem
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Stop memes about Harambe
-Cincinnati Zoo
Harambe Memes died just like Harambe himself...
When the little kids jumped in.
Why can't vets use dank memes?
Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse.
How do memes go to the proms?
In a lmaosine
What's the difference between a monkey flinging poo at the zoo and someone posting political memes on Facebook?
Answer: One is the sad, desparate attempt of a poor creature with little freedom to get attention from strangers, and the other is just something animals at the zoo do when they're bored.
Memes
Let's make this a good one boys, I want memes.
Harambe memes have lost their popularity since the election...
People's attention moved away from the death of a gorilla to the election of an orangutan!
I like my memes the way I like my freudian slips
Send dudes
What do Dank Memes, Meseeks, and Lana Del Rey all have in common?
They were all born to die
Popular Memes are like Mass Shootings
People won't stop talking about them until something until another one comes along.
I used to be up to date with memes...
then I took an arrow to the knee
What's the difference between 9gag and a Russian sauna?
One is full of male steam, the other is full of stale memes.
What's the best thing about advertising using Internet memes?
You don't have to spend a 4Chan to get the word out.
In Germany, online jokes can be given as a sign of thanks.
They call them danke memes.
Half my humor is puns, the other half is memes.
The third half is absurdity.
I'm starting to feel that the united airlines memes are like beating a dead horse.
so to save everyone some energy I bought the horse a ticket to fly United.
Advice for dealing with all the Aaron Hernandez memes....
...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.
I'm no linguist, but all Germans really appreciate memes.
They always say 'feeling dank'
Researchers used CRISPR to encode a movie onto DNA
Time to create some viral memes
My mom sent her friend a gif via text message.
Said to my mother:"even moms are sending memes now days."
Mother said "its the memeing of life.
What do people who make memes and solar eclipses over the US have in common?
It takes them both 38 years to go all the way.
What's the worst thing about internet communists?
They spend all day trying to seize the memes of production.
A question about Black Twitter memes
Are they considered Dark Humour?
The one who created the memes font really changed the world.
I mean, he really made an Impact.
Where does Hitler get his dank memes?
Neingag
What do you call remembering memes from 2008?
PTXD
What do you say to your friend with the best memes?
Danks
Why is it so wrong that Kim Kardashian is the most photographed woman on the internet?
Because the end never justifies the memes.
Memes are like children...
at some point you forget about them and then they die
What do you call outdated memes?
Memeries
Imagine a world without memes
It is memeningless.
I like my people like I like my memes...
high quality, original, and able to make me laugh and think!
I have this weird obsession with old memes...
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Memes have come a long way since they appeared on the internet.
They used to be funny pictures you sent to your friends, now they lead countries.
If they still existed, the Soviet government would have have been the world's lead producer of memes.
They needed to seize the memes of production.
How are memes and your uncle the same?
They are banned from EU.
I don't get all the hype about lamp memes
It's just going to burn itself out
What does a gen Z communist say?
Seize the memes of production!
Memes are like Unvaccinated children,
dead in a week.
Twitter screenshots aren't memes,
They're words of twisdom.
What do we call the art of copying memes?
Memecry.
I am getting real sick of these Anti-Vaxx memes
But that's because I wasn't Vaccinated.
Why are so many young people turning to socialism and communism?
Because then they can seize the memes of production.
Why are African memes the easiest to steal?
Well, none of them have a watermark...
I always have mixed feelings when I see Mad World memes
On one hand, I find it kinda funny...
Joking about Kim jong uns death and corona are kind of the same. First we made memes about it....
....then we either ended up dead or locked inside
My family members are like good memes...
They're all dead
i'm glad the minecraft good fortnite bad trend is over
there's a difference between memes and just telling facts
There are too many "You can't see me" memes out there
I've Cena Nuff'
What's the thing my memes and an antivax kid have in common?
They both die in new
"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?"
"My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"
I was talking to my parents over dinner, my Mom said she was getting tired of the Bernie Sanders memes.
I looked over to her and said "Don't worry, this trend will Bern out soon."
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the memes 4chan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working memes internet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.