Membrane Jokes
17 membrane jokes and hilarious membrane puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about membrane that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Membrane Short Jokes
Short membrane jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The membrane humour may include short envelope jokes also.
- my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane?
A. osmoses - Who did God send to help the slaves flee through the partially permeable membrane? Os-Moses.
- Who parted the Red Sea with a permeable membrane OsMoses
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This just came to me. I'm afraid the real joke will be in the comments. - My Aunt is a firm believer that Mucous Membranes have rights. She calls herself a Phlegminist.
- I caught Usain Bolt's sweat towel after the race today and promptly rubbed it all over my face I was trying to get usain in my membrane
- If I ever go to prison, I'm going to change my name to membrane. If they wanna get out of their cell, they're going to have to go through me.
- Teacher: Glucose and fructose were separated across an impermeable membrane Student: Sucrose yet so far
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Membrane One Liners
Which membrane one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with membrane? I can suggest the ones about plasma and molecule.
- Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? osMoses
- Who led the Jewish people through the semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses
- Who led the Israelites through the Semi-Permeable Membrane? Osmoses
- Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeable membrane? Os-Moses.
- Dang girl, are you a depolarizing cell membrane? 'cause you look like action potential!
- What type of brain does a plant have? A membrane

Membrane Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about membrane you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tissue jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make membrane pranks.
