Membrane Jokes
15 membrane jokes and hilarious membrane puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about membrane that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Membrane Short Jokes
Short membrane jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The membrane humour may include short envelope jokes also.
- my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane?
A. osmoses - Who parted the Red Sea with a permeable membrane OsMoses
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This just came to me. I'm afraid the real joke will be in the comments. - My Aunt is a firm believer that Mucous Membranes have rights. She calls herself a Phlegminist.
- I caught Usain Bolt's sweat towel after the race today and promptly rubbed it all over my face I was trying to get usain in my membrane
- If I ever go to prison, I'm going to change my name to membrane. If they wanna get out of their cell, they're going to have to go through me.
- Teacher: Glucose and fructose were separated across an impermeable membrane Student: Sucrose yet so far
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Membrane One Liners
Which membrane one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with membrane? I can suggest the ones about plasma and molecule.
- Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? osMoses
- Who led the Jewish people through the semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses
- Dang girl, are you a depolarizing cell membrane? 'cause you look like action potential!
- What type of brain does a plant have? A membrane
Membrane Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about membrane you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tissue jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make membrane pranks.
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Cutting-edge medical procedure
A new father was overjoyed to learn that his wife had just given birth to their first child: a son. However, the doctors informed the couple that their baby boy suffered from a rare but serious birth defect: the child had no eyelids. He had been born perfectly healthy in every other way, but lacked eyelids.
"All hope is not lost, however," the chief resident said. "The muscles and connective tissue appear to be normal, he just lacks the mucous membrane. If we circumcise your little one, we should be able to graft that tissue onto the place where his eyelids should be, and he can live a relatively normal life."
"Ok," the father said after discussing it with his wife,"go ahead and see what you can do for him."
The operation was a resounding success; the baby was blinking normally within a week.
The only problem was that the child ultimately grew up to be c**...-eyed.
