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A man is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC.
The traffic is stopped for miles ahead.
Another man walks up next to him and says, "Sir, terrorists have kidnapped every member of congress. If they don't get $100,000,000 in ransom, they will to cover them in gasoline and burn them. I'm here to collect donations."
The man asks, "how much do most people donate?"
"About a gallon."
I went to a Halloween party
I decided to dress as a clown. On my way to the party, a man in a suit stopped me. He said he was glad he finally found me. I had to explain that he must have me confused for somebody else, but he told me I was dressed like him. I explained that I was just wearing a costume, but he laughed it off as a joke. He then drags me into his car, and now I'm suddenly a member of Congress.
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Either way half of the members are s**.... The speaker doesn't see it.
At congress
**congressman**: Mr speaker, half of the people in this house are supporting corruption and are s**....
**speaker**: Honorable member, please withdraw that statement.
**congressman**: I withdraw that statement. Half of members in this house are not s**....
**speaker: T**hank you. Let's continue. ...
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Amazon's f**... recognition matched 28 members of Congress to criminal mugshots
Now they just have to fine tune it a bit to pick up the other five hundred and seven.
What is the difference between a prison guard and a member of Congress
One interacts with felons, half of which are probably innocent of crimes, and the other works on Capitol Hill.
A train carrying 12 members of congress derailed and hit a truck today
It was too crooked
Where do the members of congress go to workout?
The house of reps
One of my three brothers is an influential member of the congress.
Guess you can call him my 'significant brother'.
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A man calls up Paul Ryan and asks to be a member of Congress.
Paul Ryan: Are you r**...?
Man: You have to be r**... to be in Congress?
What's a super hero Trumpcare members of Congress currently love?
Deadpool.
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