Melting Jokes

• Short Melting Jokes
• Melting One Liners
• Melting Ice Jokes
• Heart Melting Jokes
• Melting Snow Jokes
• Melting Snowman Jokes
• More Melting Jokes

Funniest Melting Short Jokes

Short melting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The melting humour may include short melts jokes also.

1. My chemistry teacher told me I had to write a 1,000 word essay on acid. Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
2. Donald Trump is like a marshmallow... He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat.
3. What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear.
   (Yes, I have been waiting till the end of the year to write this)
4. For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
5. I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though.
6. For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid. I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.
7. Why do snowflakes avoid the winter solstice? They don't want to melt under its powerful night time gaze.
8. Why did the snowman invite the sun to the winter solstice party? To melt the ice and break the ice!
9. Why did the snowman refuse to play cards on the winter solstice? It didn't want to "melt" under pressure.
10. My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay on drugs The paper became a taco and the floor was melting.

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Melting One Liners

Which melting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with melting? I can suggest the ones about boiling and freezing.

1. Global warming can reduce terrorism because the isis melting.
2. Did you know global warming is reducing terrorism? The ISIS melting.
3. What do you call a snowman's favorite winter solstice activity? Melting the night away!
4. What do you call a snowman on the winter solstice? Melted potential.
5. Why do snowmen make terrible detectives? They always melt under pressure!
6. If someone calls me a snowflake one more time... I'm going to melt down.
7. What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman? I came, I thaw, I conquered .
8. Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted? He was a snowbody.
9. Why are conservatives climate change deniers? Because they want to melt the snowflakes!
10. It's so hot this summer… The Halloween candy at Walmart is starting to melt.
11. Where do the monkeys melt their cheese? Under the gorilla.
12. How does Trump not believe in climate change? He can't stop melting down
13. Ice Cube is 48 years old, but still hasn't melted. Do you know why? Man's not hot.
14. How do you melt a snowflake? Take a knee
15. What do you call a sundae that melts away and turns into garbage? A Mon-dae

Melting Ice Jokes

Here is a list of funny melting ice jokes and even better melting ice puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do hockey rinks have rounded corners? Because if they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.
• An ice cube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. Bunsen... My flame...I melt whenever I see you," confessed the ice cube.
  * Chill, it's just a phase you're going through. *
• Today I learned that I can make an ice cube melt just by concentrating on it and thinking ''Melt.'' I have to admit that it takes a lot longer than I expected.
• It's strange that we don't hear more concern from the flat earthers about Antarctica melting You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.
• I dropped an ice cube next to the freezer. It melted and got my sock wet the next time I went to the kitchen. I was mad at first, but now it's mostly water under the fridge.
• They say that if enough Antarctic ice melts more and more viruses will emerge... I guess that means COVID is only the tip of the iceberg!
• How to make an ice cube melt faster? Talk to it and get into a heated argument
• Why don't people like talking about the melting sea ice? It's a polarizing issue.
• Went ice fishing yesterday. Caught over a hundred pounds... Unfortunately most of it melted by the time I got home.
• An ice cube decided to wear a new hat A nice man saw this, and said to the ice cube: "Looking solid, dude!"
  The ice cube absolutely melted at this sweet compliment.
  Now he's looking liquid, dude.

Heart Melting Jokes

Here is a list of funny heart melting jokes and even better heart melting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream? It'll melt your heart.
• What can you give your valentine to melt her heart? White Phosphorous
• Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story:
  Boy: I can't marry u.
  My family is totally against it.
  Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
  Boy: My wife & 2 kids.

Melting Snow Jokes

Here is a list of funny melting snow jokes and even better melting snow puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My plan was to skip shoveling and just let the snow melt. It wasnt well thawed out.
• I don't like it when snow melts Icy it as snow unsettling.
  (OC)
• I don't like shoveling my driveway for snow because He who dealt it, should melt it.
• Why does salt melt snow? Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
• Why aren't snowmen called snow women? Because they're in the kitchen melting.
• What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts? Spring water.
• How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April? The snow on top of it has melted.

Melting Snowman Jokes

Here is a list of funny melting snowman jokes and even better melting snowman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the snowman bring a compass to the winter solstice party? He wanted to find his way home before he melted away.
• Heard this from a waiter at dinner tonight. Hey baby, my name is Olaf...like the snowman. Mind if I melt inside you?
  Five star restaurant I am laughing out loud right now hahaj
• One snowman asks another:'How do you stay in such a good shape?' He answers:'All I do is set the hairdryer on high heat and pounds just melt away' :D
• What do you tell a melting snowman? Chill out man
• What do you call a melted snowman? Spring.

Playful Melting Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about melting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heating jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make melting pranks.