The Best 13 Meltdown Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Meltdown jokes. There are some meltdown melt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meltdown collapse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Meltdown Jokes and Puns

Also from my 7 year old nephew: What is it called when Olaf is crying?

A meltdown.

CEO Brian Krzanich sold his stock, and it might be considered insider trading...

You could say he had certain Intel about the situation.

This could turn into a total Meltdown.

My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?

A meltdown


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Meltdown joke, My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?

Why was the snowman freaking out?

He was having a meltdown.

Kid, are you a nuclear reactor?

Because you're having a meltdown.


Trump got a sandwich named after him at his favorite deli.

Commander in Cheese Meltdown.

They put it on the kid's menu.

Iron was talking to his good friend Aluminum...

About his girlfriend Oxide. Aluminum told Iron that he should just dump her. "You don't need that kind of negativity in your life", he said. So Iron took his advice and sent Oxide packing, but Aluminum swooped in immediately after and started seeing Oxide himself.

Needless to say, things got a little heated and Iron had a total meltdown.

Meltdown joke, Iron was talking to his good friend Aluminum...

Why was the snowman sad?

Because he had a meltdown.

I went to a fancy dress party in a massive ice cube costume.

There were so many bodies there that I almost had a meltdown.

Nearly had a meltdown when I dropped my ice cream

It's alright though I've got the crisis licked.

(Apparently, I can't refer to this as linguanuity)

How did the ice cube react when it came into some hot water?

It had a meltdown

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My girlfriend has Attention Deficit Disorder.

When I don't give her attention for 5 minutes she has a meltdown.

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

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