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Meltdown Jokes

9 meltdown jokes and hilarious meltdown puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about meltdown that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funny jokes about the devastating affects of nuclear meltdowns. From the dangers of radioactive boron and iodine to the potential for destruction, find out why these jokes are so darkly comedic.


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Also from my 7 year old nephew: What is it called when Olaf is crying?

A meltdown.

CEO Brian Krzanich sold his stock, and it might be considered insider trading...

You could say he had certain Intel about the situation.
This could turn into a total Meltdown.

My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?

A meltdown
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What does a candle do when it gets fired?

It has a meltdown

Did you hear about the snowman who got angry when the sun came out?

He had a total meltdown

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A meltdown ;)

Why was the snowman freaking out?

He was having a meltdown.

I got into a heated argument with a snowman

He lost his cool and had a meltdown

Kid, are you a nuclear reactor?

Because you're having a meltdown.

Meltdown joke, Kid, are you a nuclear reactor?


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Meltdown joke, Kid, are you a nuclear reactor?

Meltdown joke, Kid, are you a nuclear reactor?