Melt Jokes
62 melt jokes and hilarious melt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about melt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover funny melt jokes involving wax, chocolate and crumble that Inuits can relate to. These jokes will be sure to bring a smile to your face or that of an Inuit you know. Read on to find out more!
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Funniest Melt Short Jokes
Short melt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The melt humour may include short crumble jokes also.
- My chemistry teacher told me I had to write a 1,000 word essay on acid. Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
- Donald Trump is like a marshmallow... He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat.
- What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear.
(Yes, I have been waiting till the end of the year to write this) - I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though.
- Why do snowflakes avoid the winter solstice? They don't want to melt under its powerful night time gaze.
- Why did the snowman invite the sun to the winter solstice party? To melt the ice and break the ice!
- Why did the snowman refuse to play cards on the winter solstice? It didn't want to "melt" under pressure.
- My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay on drugs The paper became a taco and the floor was melting.
- Why do hockey rinks have rounded corners? Because if they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.
- Why did the snowman bring a compass to the winter solstice party? He wanted to find his way home before he melted away.
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Melt One Liners
Which melt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with melt? I can suggest the ones about lava and fusion.
- Global warming can reduce terrorism because the isis melting.
- Did you know global warming is reducing terrorism? The ISIS melting.
- What do you call a snowman's favorite winter solstice activity? Melting the night away!
- What do you call a snowman on the winter solstice? Melted potential.
- Why do snowmen make terrible detectives? They always melt under pressure!
- If someone calls me a snowflake one more time... I'm going to melt down.
- What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman? I came, I thaw, I conquered .
- Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted? He was a snowbody.
- It's so hot this summer… The Halloween candy at Walmart is starting to melt.
- How does Trump not believe in climate change? He can't stop melting down
- Ice Cube is 48 years old, but still hasn't melted. Do you know why? Man's not hot.
- How do you melt a snowflake? Take a knee
- What do you call a sundae that melts away and turns into garbage? A Mon-dae
- My plan was to skip shoveling and just let the snow melt. It wasnt well thawed out.
- How to make an ice cube melt faster? Talk to it and get into a heated argument
Melt Snow Jokes
Here is a list of funny melt snow jokes and even better melt snow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I don't like it when snow melts Icy it as snow unsettling.
(OC) - I don't like shoveling my driveway for snow because He who dealt it, should melt it.
- Why does salt melt snow? Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
- Why aren't snowmen called snow women? Because they're in the kitchen melting.
- What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts? Spring water.
- How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April? The snow on top of it has melted.
Cheeky Melt Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about melt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sweat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make melt pranks.
They say there's no opinions in science
But I've seen people get real heated over thermochemistry
And they really melt down when you bring up nuclear engineering
Have you seen how twisted people get when it comes to DNA?
Cartography is the worst, people are just all over the map
You should see how hormonal people get about endocrinology
You can really feel the pressure in the room when someone brings up hydraulics.
How do you make a patty melt?
Give Marcie a strap-on.
Today I found Jesus in my life. Let me tell you about him.
He is tan with a thick black mustache, and eyes so brown they make your soul melt. He is my gardner, the best I have ever employed.
What can't jet fuel melt melt aside from steel beams?
Mountains.
Why shouldn't you be concerned when your dog slobbers on your Neil Degrasse Tyson poster?
Because pet drool can't melt Neil memes.
How Quantum Theory?
Dank Memes can't melt steel beams.
What can you give your valentine to melt her heart?
White Phosphorous
What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?
"Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".
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Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Climate skeptics and 9/11-truthers unite!
Alternative fuel can't melt steel beams!
One snowman asks another:'How do you stay in such a good shape?'
He answers:'All I do is set the hairdryer on high heat and pounds just melt away' :D
How do reptilians melt steel beams?
thermite.
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What did water say when ice f**...?
Ice melt it.
What did Amelia Earhart learn?
Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.
"Pikachu, use astonish!"
*Leans into opponent's ear*
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
Roses are red, their stems are green ...
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
What do you call gambling currency that can't melt steel beams?
Bet fuel
After hours of working on every syllable of this masterpiece, I bring you a haiku I've titled "Truth in hindsight"
The sky is blue
The grass is green
Jetfuel can't melt steel beams
Heard this from a waiter at dinner tonight.
Hey baby, my name is Olaf...like the snowman. Mind if I melt inside you?
Five star restaurant I am laughing out loud right now hahaj
What's Ice Cubes least favorite sandwich?
A melt
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Why would George W Bush be a bad blacksmith?
He apparently can't melt steel beams.
A Republican and a scientist were together during the last moments of the Titanic...
The scientist said "In a hundred years that giant iceberg would melt and contribute in the rising of the sea level."
Then the Republican said "If we're sinking, why are we a hundred feet up in the air?"
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
What do you get if you melt a shitzhu?
A poodle
Nearly had a meltdown when I dropped my ice cream
It's alright though I've got the crisis licked.
(Apparently, I can't refer to this as linguanuity)
What's the melting point of Genderfluid?
What do you get when you melt the wizard of oz?
The wizard of fl.oz.
I just realized I have a superpower
I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them.
It takes a while though.
Why don't igloos have corners?
Corners are 90 degrees, the igloo would melt.
Kylie Jenner asked me to roast her.
I said platics don't roast they melt.
An ice cube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
Bunsen... My flame...I melt whenever I see you," confessed the ice cube.
* Chill, it's just a phase you're going through. *
