Melons Jokes

Funniest Melons Short Jokes

Short melons jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The melons humour may include short watermelon jokes also.

1. What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
2. Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license? Because it means they *cantaloupe*
3. Two melons have a secret love affair... One melon says to the other, "baby, I love you so much. I just wanna sneak away and get married right now."
   The other responds, "no, we cantaloupe."
4. I tried convincing my melon-loving girlfriend to run away with me. But she told me she Cantaloupe.
5. The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song Helen Keller .
   Courtesy of my adult daughter onto which my 'dad humor' has clearly rubbed off!!
6. What do you call a Mexican melon? A cantelopez!
   Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
7. Being dyslexic hasn't stopped me from having a positive outlook on life.. Because when life gives you melons, make melonade.
8. My dog got a cantaloupe stuck on his head Ever since then he's been a little melon collie.
9. The oldest one I could think of on a Monday morning: Where do cantaloupes go during the summer?
   John Cougar's Melon Camp.
10. What did the watermelon say to the honeydew melon? We're not right for each other, we can't elope (Cantaloupe)

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Melons One Liners

Which melons one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with melons? I can suggest the ones about honeydew melon and cantaloupe.

1. If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
2. why don't melons run away to get married? because they cantaloupe
3. What's half fruit, half dog and is rather sad? A Melon Collie.
   ...I'll get my coat.
4. When life gives you lemon... ... a simple surgery can give you melons.
5. I tried marrying a melon... But apparently we cantaloupe
6. What do you call a sad community of melons? A melancholy melon colony.
7. What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed? Yes but we cantaloupe.
8. When life gives you melons You might be a woman
9. What do you call a pessimistic melon? A cantaloupe
10. Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? He was a melon-cauliflower.
11. What kind of melon can't get married in Las Vegas? Cantaloupe
    ...I'm sorry.
12. Why don't melons marry on a whim? They cantaloupe.
13. What do you call a sad dog that likes to eat fruit? A melon-collie.
14. What do you get if you mix Lassie and a canteloupe? Melon-Collie.
15. When life gives you melons You play with them

Uplifting Melons Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about melons you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fruit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make melons pranks.