The Best 8 Meloncollie Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Meloncollie jokes. There are some meloncollie dog jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meloncollie pear puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Meloncollie Jokes and Puns

What do you call a sad dog that likes to eat fruit?

A melon-collie.

What do you get if you mix Lassie and a canteloupe?

Melon-Collie.

I'm not sure how to feel about this...

but I was sold a herding dog for my cantaloupe patch. He's a little melon-collie.

Saw somebody throwing fruit at a dog before,

It felt meloncollie.

A lot of people didn't know that Mozart's dog started to turn into a piece of fruit.

He composed a piece about it. It was a melon-collie tune....


What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ?

A meloncollie

Why was the dog that looked like a canteloupe sad?

She was a Melon-Collie

A talented artist sculpts a dog out of melons.

After it looks perfect, he takes a picture of it, then starts eating it. He is suddenly very sad.

He was full of *melon-collie*.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the meloncollie people jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working meloncollie talented piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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