The Best 5 Melody Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Melody jokes. There are some melody pianist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these melody tune puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Melody Jokes and Puns

Mario's Jeans

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

*(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim...

Mark zuckerberg and i were in a band once. We gave him a choice to play the melody, the harmony, or display our newsfeed in chronological order.

But no matter how much we didn't want him to, he kept insisting, "I'll go rhythms. "

Studies have shown that if presented with song lyrics, the human mind will produce the melody and have it in the background. According to the researchers,

your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know.

Love... love is like a classical melody.

If you end your performance too quickly, your audience is disappointed.

I nicknamed my girlfriend melody

Because its loudest and always on top


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the melody song jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working melody hendrix piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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