The Best 53 Melo Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Melo jokes. There are some melo lopez jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these melo melon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Melo Jokes and Puns

What did the melon say to his wife when he lost his keys?

Honeydew you know where my keys are?

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Melo joke, Why do melons have traditional marriages?

why don't melons run away to get married?

because they cantaloupe

The melons

Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cant-elope.


Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they cant-elope

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

Melo joke, What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

Melon love

Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other.

"Honeydew you love me?" asked the first.

"Yes," replied the second, "but we cantaloupe."

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe.

=D.....=).....=|……='(

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why did the melons go to the marriage counselor?

Because they cant eloup

Melo joke, Why did the melons go to the marriage counselor?

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Two melons have a secret love affair...

One melon says to the other, "baby, I love you so much. I just wanna sneak away and get married right now."

The other responds, "no, we cantaloupe."

Why were the two melons in love so frustrated?

Because they cantaloupe.


Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did one melon say to the other?

"Honeydew love me??"
"Yes! But I... Cantaloupe"

Melo is getting divorced from his wife...

poor guy. lost the only ring he has!

A melon went to ask his girlfriends parents if he could marry her

The mother replied, "sure but you cant elope"

Why do melons always get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe!

^^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^^so ^^^^^^^sorry

Why do melons have expensive weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons have such extravagant weddings?

Because they cantaloupe

Why were the melons upset that they cant afford a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe

Why did the melons have a small wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons always ask their parents before getting married?

Because they canteloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do melons hold the traditional ceremony of marriage in such high regard?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons have large weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons need their parents' permission to get married?

Because they can't elope!

Some melons aren't married.

The can't elope

Why do melon relationships always end in heartbreak?

Because they can't elope.

Why are melons stuck in arranged marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why don't melons get married?

They can't elope.

Two Melons Fall In Love

The guy says, I love you so much, my sweet little honey dew. I don't want to wait. Let's run away to Vegas together.

The girl replies, No, baby. I cantaloupe.

Why must melon families always consent to a marriage?

Because they cantaloupe!

Two melons are sitting in a field, talking about how much they love each other...

The first melon talks about how it wants a great big wedding, and how all their fruit and vegetable friends will be there to celebrate. The other melon wants them to run away together and have a 4-H judge do a quick ceremony. They argue passionately back and forth, when exasperated the second melon asks, "why do we even need to have a wedding?" The first melon replies, "don't be silly honey, we cantaloupe."

Why do melons have to have wedding ceremonies?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why are the melons breaking up?

Because they cantaloupe.

Where do melons go for summer fun?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why couldn't the melon get married without permission?

He cantaloupe.

Melons are unable to run away and get married.

They can't elope

What did one melon say to the other when it was asked by it to run away and get married?

We cantaloupe

Why won't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

So two melons went to their local church and tried to get married.

...however, the preacher would not perform the ceremony. Then they ran away together and contacted a Justice of the Peace, but he wouldn't marry them either. When they asked why, he simply exclaimed, "cantalope".

Why did the melon go to jail?

Because it committed a melony.

Why do melons always get married in church?

They cantaloupe

Why did the two melons have a large wedding?

Because they can't elope.

Why don't melons ever get married?

They cantaloupe

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