Following is our collection of funniest Melo jokes. There are some melo lopez jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these melo melon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Honeydew you know where my keys are?
Yes but we cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe
because they cantaloupe
Why did the melons get married in a church?
Because they cant-elope.
Because they cant-elope
They can't-elope.
Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other.
"Honeydew you love me?" asked the first.
"Yes," replied the second, "but we cantaloupe."
Because they cantaloupe.
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Yes! But we cantaloupe.
They cantaloupe.
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We Can't Alope
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
Because they cantelope!
Because they cant eloup
He said he can't elope.
One melon says to the other, "baby, I love you so much. I just wanna sneak away and get married right now."
The other responds, "no, we cantaloupe."
Because they cantaloupe.
Because they can't elope.
Because they cantaloupe.
"Honeydew love me??"
"Yes! But I... Cantaloupe"
poor guy. lost the only ring he has!
The mother replied, "sure but you cant elope"
Because they cantaloupe!
^^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^^so ^^^^^^^sorry
They cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe
Because they cantaloupe
Because they cantaloupe.
Because they canteloupe.
Because they cantaloupe
Because they can't elope.
Because they cantaloupe.
Because they can't elope!
The can't elope
Because they can't elope.
Because they cantaloupe.
They can't elope.
The guy says, I love you so much, my sweet little honey dew. I don't want to wait. Let's run away to Vegas together.
The girl replies, No, baby. I cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe!
The first melon talks about how it wants a great big wedding, and how all their fruit and vegetable friends will be there to celebrate. The other melon wants them to run away together and have a 4-H judge do a quick ceremony. They argue passionately back and forth, when exasperated the second melon asks, "why do we even need to have a wedding?" The first melon replies, "don't be silly honey, we cantaloupe."
Because they cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe.
John Cougar Mellencamp
He cantaloupe.
They can't elope
We cantaloupe
Because they cantaloupe.
...however, the preacher would not perform the ceremony. Then they ran away together and contacted a Justice of the Peace, but he wouldn't marry them either. When they asked why, he simply exclaimed, "cantalope".
Because it committed a melony.
They cantaloupe
Because they can't elope.
They cantaloupe
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