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34 melo jokes and hilarious melo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about melo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good melo joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What did the melon say to his wife when he lost his keys?

Honeydew you know where my keys are?

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

why don't melons run away to get married?

because they cantaloupe

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe.
=D.....=).....=|……='(

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Which melon has to have a wedding?

A can't-elope.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why did the melons have a big church wedding?

Because they cant-elope

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

what did the melon say to the cookie?

nothing, melons can't talk

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Melons are the loneliest of all the fruits...

they cantaloupe

Two melons have a secret love affair...

One melon says to the other, "baby, I love you so much. I just wanna sneak away and get married right now."
The other responds, "no, we cantaloupe."

What is a melodramatic person's favorite sport event?

The Hyperbole

Melo is getting divorced from his wife...

poor guy. lost the only ring he has!

A melon went to ask his girlfriends parents if he could marry her

The mother replied, "sure but you cant elope"

Why do melons have such a low divorce rate?

...because they Cantaloupe...

If you have 5 melons in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have?

Massive hands

Why must melon families always consent to a marriage?

Because they cantaloupe!

What does a melon with cold feet say?

I cant-elope

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Melo One Liners

Which melo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with melo? I can suggest the ones about cantaloupe and traditional.

  1. Melo is getting divorced from his wife... poor guy. lost the only ring he has!
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