The Best 6 Mellencamp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mellencamp jokes. There are some mellencamp loggins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mellencamp skynyrd puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mellencamp Jokes and Puns

Where do melons go for summer fun?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Where do cantaloupes go in the summer?

To John Cougar's Mellencamp.

Where did the Cantaloupes send their children for the summer?

To the John Cougar Mellencamp.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Where do baby watermelons go for the summer?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why doesn't John like berries?

He's in the Mellencamp.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mellencamp singer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mellencamp honeydew piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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