Following is our collection of funniest Melbourne jokes. There are some melbourne brisbane jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these melbourne destination puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
"The Melbourne Hotel." "How much for the fare?" "No charge," replied the cabbie. "Thanks. Next time, don't drive so fast!"
Since there's currently no doctor on base, he phones his doctor 5,000km away in Melbourne. The doctor says it's probably just piles, but since I can't examine you, you'd better send a photo just in case it's something more serious.
Worried, the explorer blurts out how the hell do I take a photo of piles on my own butt in the middle of Antarctica?!?
The doctor replies I'd suggest a polarrhoid camera.
An Australien.
Their drivers were the first to finish the 2019 Melbourne Grand Prix.
Chris Munce's cellmate.
Well I guess you could say he was from... -puts on glasses- MELBOURNE
Its not a joke, it really happened in Melbourne not that long ago
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the melbourne ghana jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working melbourne pittsburgh piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.