The Best 45 Melania Jokes
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Funny Melania Jokes and Puns
I knew something wasn't right with Melania Trump's speech...
... when she came out on stage in blackface and referred to her daughters Malia and Natasha.
After all the allegations of plagiarism, Melania releases a statement...
"These allegations not only hurt me, but my daughters Sasha and Malia as well".
Obvious media bias
Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
Melania Trump released a statement about the alleged plagiarism.
These accusation really hurt me, and my kids. Sasha and Malia.
Melania Trump immigrated to America in 1996
And after her speech I now see why Donald says that "all immigrants are thieves"
I for one applaud Melania Trump for trying to assimilate to American culture.
She plagiarizes like the best of us.
Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President?
She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
All these people are so quick to criticize Melania Trump for wanting to take on cyber bullying when that's something her husband has a problem with
But no one criticized Laura Bush for wanting to teach kids how to read
Donald Trump is the next President but...
The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife.
What did Melania Trump have on her Black Friday shopping list?
A copy of everything Michelle Obama had on her list
I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania...
...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia.
~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~
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Melania Trump had just undergone facial botox surgery when an extremely venomous snake bit her eyebrow. Sadly, no living thing has ever survived this creature's toxin.
The snake died moments later.
Trump and Melania are in bed...
Melania says she wants to get a few new things for their house. Trump replies about what he'd like in return.. Melania replies "Donald, our shower is already golden"
So I heard Donald Trump announced Melania will be giving a speech...
... glad to hear Michelle Obama will have writing work after leaving the White House.
What's the worse that can happen with Trump & Melania
Melania divorces Trump and gets half the country of USA.
Trump was stunned when he first laid eyes on Melania. Slowly he approached.
He smiled and said "I must order this one" as he picked up the catalogue from the table.
What did Melania say to Donald right after sex?
Honey, I'll be home in 30 minutes.
Nasa just declared an apocalyptic asteroid is reaching earth in 10 minutes.
Melania: So what do we do?
Donald : Sex?
Melania: What about the remaining 8 minutes?
A thief breaks into the white house and Melania asks...
"Donald, did you lose your keys again?"
What's the difference between Melania Trump and the FBI?
The FBI is still coming for President Trump.
(Fixed the typo...)
"Do you love me, Donald?" asked Melania.
"Covfefe."
A secret service agent, nervous on his first day, sees Donald, Melania, and Barron Trump walking through the Whitehouse.
The new agent asks his supervisor, "Wow, is that really the First family?"
The supervisor, unfazed, replies, No, I think this is at least the third for Mr. Trump."
During a quiet moment at a White House dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Secretary of State, Tillerson.
"I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say more than two hundred words!"
Wow, that's impressive," said Tillerson, "but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean.
"Oh, I know", replied Melania, but neither does the parrot."
Melania, about why she's not concerned with Donald's affairs:
**"it's all about the little things in life!"**
Everyone is on Trump for avoiding the WWI Memorial because of rain, but it was really Melania who didn't want to go.
She doesn't remember what it's like to be wet.
Trump: "How dare you call me conniving!" Mueller: "Mr. Trump, do you know the meaning of the word 'connive'?
Trump: "Of course I do! It's what Melania uses to cut my steak!"
Why did Laura Bush wear shoes as first lady but Melania wears boots?
During the Bush administration the bullshit only came up to your ankles.
It's Trump's wedding anniversary in a few days and in a rare tender moment, he described the first time he ever laid eyes on Melania...
..and clicked 'add to cart'
The Trump Family is flying from New York to DC
Donald-"I think I'll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy"
Melania- "Why don't you throw ten $100 bills and make ten Americans happy?
Ivanka- "It will be even better if you throw one hundred $10 dollar bills and make one hundred people happy?
The pilot hears the conversation and exclaims "Why don't y'all jump out the window and make the entire country happy?"
Did you hear that Donald sent Melania to find out about the Mueller probe?
She came back and told him it's at least eight inches.
Great 1st Ladies of the United States have there own cause. Michelle Obama's: Your Truth, Melania Trump's: Be Best...
Jackie Kennedy's: Take your shot
As Trump flies in his helicopter over DC
As Trump flies in his helicopter over DC, he says to Melania:
Look, there are a million Trump fans gathered in the streets to wave to me.
She says: No, Donald. There are five million. But they are only waving with one finger each.
What's the difference between a gemologist and Melania Trump?
A gemologist knows what hard feels like.
What's the similarity between America and Melania Trump?
They're both getting screwed by Donald Trump and neither one of them is happy about it.
I came up with this last night, but it might be a repost.
Melania Trumps RNC speech just leaked on live TV
It was read aloud by Michelle Obama.
President Trump treated Biden likely how he treats Melania.
He never lets either of them finish.
Donald Trump and his wife Melania have tested positive for coronavirus.
I didn't realise they were that close!
Donald and Melania Trump walk into a restaurant
They sit at a table and peruse the menu, and the waiter comes over.
Good afternoon, can I take your order please?
Can I have the chocolate fudge dessert, and Melania will have the sorbet
Just desserts Mr President?
Yes, Just Desserts
After the debate Melania went up to Trump and said
We can still win this, we just have to be positive and patient.
Breaking news: Melania Trump's naked pics are now online
Fake nudes
Why was Melania so confident that Donald would win?
Because he always comes first.
Trump: THE BIG ONE is coming! The court: Denied.
Melania: Same lie every night
A guy walks up to the Trump residence and presses the interphone...
Melania answers...
He says: Can I talk to the president?
Melania: Sorry, but mr. Trump isn't the president anymore...
He waits for a few minutes and rings again: Can I talk to the president?
Melania: Sorry, but mr. Trump isn't the president anymore...
He does this a couple of times until
Melania: Hey mister! I TOLD YOU, DONALD ISN'T THE PRESIDENT ANYMORE!!!
Guy: I know... it just great to hear it again and again...
What did Melania Trump say to her divorce lawyers?
Stand back and stand by
What do Kobe Bryant and Melania Trump have in common?
They both made their fortunes playing with orange balls.
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