Melania Jokes
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Funniest Melania Short Jokes
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- Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife.
- Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President? She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
- Donald Trump and his wife Melania have tested positive for coronavirus. I didn't realise they were that close!
- President Trump treated Biden likely how he treats Melania. He never lets either of them finish.
- It's Trump's wedding anniversary in a few days and in a rare tender moment, he described the first time he ever laid eyes on Melania... ..and clicked 'add to cart'
- What's the difference between Melania Trump and the FBI? The FBI is still coming for President Trump.
(Fixed the typo...) - What did Melania Trump have on her Black Friday shopping list? A copy of everything Michelle Obama had on her list
- After the debate Melania went up to Trump and said We can still win this, we just have to be positive and patient.
- Did you hear that Donald sent Melania to find out about the Mueller probe? She came back and told him it's at least eight inches.
- Trump and Melania are in bed... Melania says she wants to get a few new things for their house. Trump replies about what he'd like in return.. Melania replies "Donald, our shower is already golden"
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Melania One Liners
Which melania one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with melania? I can suggest the ones about pardon and impeachment.
- What did Melania Trump say to her divorce lawyers? Stand back and stand by
- Why was Melania so confident that Donald would win? Because he always comes first.
- "Do you love me, Donald?" asked Melania. "Covfefe."
- Trump: THE BIG ONE is coming! The court: Denied. Melania: Same lie every night
- Melania Trumps RNC speech just leaked on live TV It was read aloud by Michelle Obama.
- Melania's 1st priority as First Lady... Find moose and squirrel!
- Why Melania will not run for President Stormy Daniels was born in USA!
- "Hey Melania, how did you and Donald meet?" Melania: "Well, It was love at first grab."
- Breaking news: Melania Trump's n**... pics are now online Fake n**...
- What did Melania say to Donald right after s**...? Honey, I'll be home in 30 minutes.
- What does Melania disagree with Donald on? Anchor b**....
Melania Trump Jokes
Here is a list of funny melania trump jokes and even better melania trump puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between a gemologist and Melania Trump? A gemologist knows what hard feels like.
- I knew something wasn't right with Melania Trump's speech... ... when she came out on stage in blackface and referred to her daughters Malia and Natasha.
- Great 1st Ladies of the United States have there own cause. Michelle Obama's: Your Truth, Melania Trump's: Be Best... Jackie Kennedy's: Take your shot
- Trump was stunned when he first laid eyes on Melania. Slowly he approached. He smiled and said "I must order this one" as he picked up the catalogue from the table.
- So I heard Donald Trump announced Melania will be giving a speech... ... glad to hear Michelle Obama will have writing work after leaving the White House.
- Trump: "How dare you call me conniving!" Mueller: "Mr. Trump, do you know the meaning of the word 'connive'? Trump: "Of course I do! It's what Melania uses to cut my steak!"
- Everyone is on Trump for avoiding the WWI Memorial because of rain, but it was really Melania who didn't want to go. She doesn't remember what it's like to be wet.
- What's the worse that can happen with Trump & Melania Melania divorces Trump and gets half the country of USA.
Heartwarming Melania Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about melania you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inauguration jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make melania pranks.
All these people are so quick to criticize Melania Trump for wanting to take on cyber bullying when that's something her husband has a problem with
But no one criticized Laura Bush for wanting to teach kids how to read
Obvious media bias
Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
During a quiet moment at a White House dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with secretary of State, Tillerson.
"I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say more than two hundred words!"
Wow, that's impressive," said Tillerson, "but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean.
"Oh, I know", replied Melania, but neither does the parrot."
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What does Michael Jordan and Melania Trump have in common?
The both made a fortune playing with orange b**...
A secret service agent, nervous on his first day, sees Donald, Melania, and Barron Trump walking through the Whitehouse.
The new agent asks his supervisor, "Wow, is that really the First family?"
The supervisor, unfazed, replies, No, I think this is at least the third for Mr. Trump."
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The Trump Family is flying from New York to DC
Donald-"I think I'll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy"
Melania- "Why don't you throw ten $100 bills and make ten Americans happy?
Ivanka- "It will be even better if you throw one hundred $10 dollar bills and make one hundred people happy?
The pilot hears the conversation and exclaims "Why don't y'all jump out the window and make the entire country happy?"
Biden and Trump are at the same barber shop
Biden and Trump are at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each one being worked on by a different barber, not one word was spoken. When the barbers finished shaving, the barber that had Trump reached for the aftershave. Trump quickly stopped him saying: No thanks, Melania will smell that and think I've been in a brothel. The second barber turned to Biden and said, How about you, Mr. Biden? Joe replied, Go ahead, Jill doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like.
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What's the similarity between America and Melania Trump?
They're both getting s**... by Donald Trump and neither one of them is happy about it.
I came up with this last night, but it might be a repost.
A guy walks up to the Trump residence and presses the interphone...
Melania answers...
He says: Can I talk to the president?
Melania: Sorry, but mr. Trump isn't the president anymore...
He waits for a few minutes and rings again: Can I talk to the president?
Melania: Sorry, but mr. Trump isn't the president anymore...
He does this a couple of times until
Melania: Hey mister! I TOLD YOU, DONALD ISN'T THE PRESIDENT ANYMORE!!!
Guy: I know... it just great to hear it again and again...
Donald and Melania Trump walk into a restaurant
They sit at a table and peruse the menu, and the waiter comes over.
Good afternoon, can I take your order please?
Can I have the chocolate fudge dessert, and Melania will have the sorbet
Just desserts Mr President?
Yes, Just Desserts
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Why did Laura Bush wear shoes as first lady but Melania wears boots?
During the Bush administration the b**... only came up to your ankles.
As Trump flies in his helicopter over DC
As Trump flies in his helicopter over DC, he says to Melania:
Look, there are a million Trump fans gathered in the streets to wave to me.
She says: No, Donald. There are five million. But they are only waving with one finger each.
