Melancholy Jokes
9 melancholy jokes and hilarious melancholy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about melancholy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Unearthly Funniest Melancholy Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What is a good melancholy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call a melancholy Android?
A sigh borg.
What do you call a sad community of melons?
A melancholy melon colony.
What do you call a sad watermelon?
melancholy
Psychedelic Harmony..
There I was, in the middle of nowhere.. Not a body for miles around.. As I lay in the silence, I started hearing murmurs; whispers of tales and epics long past.. The silence was talking to me.. I fell into a sweet melancholy.. As I listened to the silence, a calm trance took hold of me, the harmony of nature was filling up my soul.. The flurry of unknown sensations kept stimulating my senses, and I started to wonder how I got here and what was happening to me.. Then it dawned on me,
My brother must have kept the cookies hidden for a reason..
My new sheepdog pup just swallowed a whole cantaloupe in one!
Since then he's a little melancholy.
My friend who bought an old house says sometimes he hears a melancholy voice at night.
Particularly one that whispers, "Sigh, I guess these new tenants will have to do."
I told him to ignore the noises. That it's just natural. It's just the old house - settling.
What do you call a depressed dog?
....A melancholy......
What breed of dog is the most depressing...?
A melancholy.
My dog is sad after eating her favorite fruit and getting wet from the juice.
She's a watered melancholy watermelon collie.
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