Mel Jokes

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Funniest Mel Short Jokes

Short mel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mel humour may include short dictatorship jokes also.

1. A lot of people though mel gibson was a bad choice for Braveheart. They said there was no way he could be Scottish. But look at him now, he's an alcoholic and he's racist.
2. You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today Because if you did, people would say, "Hey, Mel Brooks already made this movie in 1974."
3. Did anyone else think that... Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?
4. My girlfriend Mel just showed me a photo album full of all her self shot images she's taken over the years She says it's her Melfie folder
5. A restaurant owner wouldn't serve Mel Brooks, Whoopi Goldberg, or Andrew Lloyd Webber. I never expected to see such EGOT-ism in this day and age.
6. Mel is the Portuguese for "Honey" But addressing Mr Gibson as that, just seems to make him angry.
7. Mel Brooks Changes Legal Name to Tony Brooks "I'm had as Mel," one source quoted, "and I'm not going to take it anymore."
8. I was reunited with my best friend, Cara, after suffering from diabetes for a while. I missed you Cara Mel.
9. why did the mushroom have a lot of friends? because he was a fungi
   (credit goes to the great comedian Mel B and the joke book she read it from)
10. I learnt that Mel Gibson was born in Australia Well I guess you could say he was from... -puts on glasses- MELBOURNE

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Mel One Liners

Which mel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mel? I can suggest the ones about comedian and .

1. What would you call it if Mel Gibson apologizes to the Jewish people? Melatonin
2. What do you call a sleepy Irishman? Mel O'Tonin.
3. what do you call Jason Bourne's Australian wife? mel bourne
4. Some say my wife looks like Mel B. Unfortunately, the B stands for Brooks.
5. What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you're Mel Gibson or not.
6. Why did Mel Gibson walk into a bar at 9am? He overslept.
7. Did you hear about Jason Bourne's australian counterpart Mel Bourne
8. Why do Jewish people not like Mel Gibson? Because he's a ham.
9. What do you call it when Mel Gibson questions your word choice? An anti-semitic semantic
10. Mel Brooks was asked "Boxers or Briefs?" last night at his Q&A. His answer.. Depends.
11. Who would never make a movie about the Holocaust? Mel Gibson.
12. What killed the albino guy crossing the mongolian dessert? Mel, a nomad.
13. What is Mel Gibson's hometown? Melbourne
14. What is Mel Gibson's wife's name? Female Gibson
15. What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart.

Mel Gibson Jokes

Here is a list of funny mel gibson jokes and even better mel gibson puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Anyone else going to the Mel Gibson charity walkathon this weekend? With your donation, he's gonna put an end to multiple cirrhosis
• What Chase credit card does William Wallace (Mel Gibson's character from Braveheart) carry. Freedom!
• Why does Mel Gibson never order a French Dip at a restaurant? Because it comes with Au Jus.

Rib-Tickling Mel Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about mel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mel pranks.