Mel Gibson Jokes

Funniest Mel Gibson Short Jokes

Short mel gibson jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mel gibson humour may include short morgan freeman jokes also.

1. Did anyone else think that... Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?
2. Mel is the Portuguese for "Honey" But addressing Mr Gibson as that, just seems to make him angry.
3. I learnt that Mel Gibson was born in Australia Well I guess you could say he was from... -puts on glasses- MELBOURNE
4. Anyone else going to the Mel Gibson charity walkathon this weekend? With your donation, he's gonna put an end to multiple cirrhosis
5. What Chase credit card does William Wallace (Mel Gibson's character from Braveheart) carry. Freedom!
6. Why does Mel Gibson never order a French Dip at a restaurant? Because it comes with Au Jus.

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Mel Gibson One Liners

Which mel gibson one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mel gibson? I can suggest the ones about nicholas cage and leonardo dicaprio.

1. What would you call it if Mel Gibson apologizes to the Jewish people? Melatonin
2. Why did Mel Gibson walk into a bar at 9am? He overslept.
3. What do you call it when Mel Gibson questions your word choice? An anti-semitic semantic
4. Who would never make a movie about the Holocaust? Mel Gibson.
5. What is Mel Gibson's hometown? Melbourne
6. What is Mel Gibson's wife's name? Female Gibson
7. What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart.
8. What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you're Mel Gibson or not.

Unearthly Funniest Mel Gibson Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

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