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Meiosis Jokes

7 meiosis jokes and hilarious meiosis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about meiosis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Not sure if your biology class needs some comic relief? Check out this hilarious compilation of jokes about the process of meiosis, ranging from clever connections between mitosis and prisons to clever puns about cells and molecules.


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What is a good meiosis joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

One cell looks at another and asks why is meiosis so popular?

The other looks back and says Well, s**... cells.

I'm making a movie about meiosis

It's going to be rated R
Why?
Because s**... cells.

Don Draper and Meiosis get together for an advertisement meeting. They agree on one thing.

s**... Cells.

Why do Biology teachers have to teach about Meiosis?

s**... cells.

Why do marketers in the human body employ meiosis over mitosis when making their advertisements

Because s**... cells!

My Girlfriends asked me why the Body cells go through Meiosis and why her textbook sexualized them.

I replied "s**... Cells."

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you; it's me*iosis*
Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago


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