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What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game?

Mein Kraft.

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What video game would Adolf Hitler play?

Mein Kraft.

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Hitler's proofreader for Mein Kampf was literally a Grammar Nazi.

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What is Hitler's favourite video game?

Mein Kraft

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What's Hitler's favorite video game?

Mein Kraft.

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What did the Nazi call his safe space?

Mein Kampfert zone

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What is Hitler's favorite video game?

Mein Craft.

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What was the Neo Nazi's favorite computer game?

Mein Kraft

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Hitler is in his Bunker

One day, Hitler is in his bunker planning his strategy for the next phase of the war when there is a knock at the door. He says "enter" and Goebbels walks in.
"What is it Goebbels? Can't you see I'm busy?!" asks Hitler, clearly irritated.
"Mein Fuhrer," says Goebbels, "I have news. The Italians joined the war today."
"No problem," replies Hitler, "send a division against them."
"Mein Fuhrer, they are on our side."
"Ah," says Hitler, "then send two divisions."

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I told a Chinese guy that they always smell like Chinese food.

He said "aw that's lo, mein."

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Why did the depressed Mexican order chinese takeout?

Because he was feeling lo mein

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What did Hitler call his janitor?

Mein Sweeper

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What do Germans call their own EasyMac?

Mein Kraft

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What does the old Nazi call his favorite reclining chair?

Mein Kampfy chair.

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German Mining Company

German miner, "herr supervisor, we're working so many hours and we're so efficient that within a year we will run out of ore to mine."

Mine Supervisor, "this is a problem. A very bad problem."

Miner, "what do you suggest we do?"

Supervisor, "Mein Fuhrer."

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Hitler walks into a room... (sorry if repost)

...and says to his staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein FΓΌhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews."

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What did Hitler call his recliner?

Mein Kampf-y Chair.

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Ever read Hitler's 2nd book?

It was called Mein Bad.

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What is Hitler's favorite blanket?

Mein Kampfurter.

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What was Hitler's amplifier called?

Mein Ampf

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What does Hitler call his computer?

Mein Comp.

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A dude goes out on a date with his new Chinese girlfriend...

It goes so well that she invites him back to her place. "I had a wonderful time," she purrs at him. "I'm pretty much up for anything you want after a night like that."

The young guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, to be honest, I've always wanted to try a 69."

"Forget that!" she says. "There's no way I'm cooking chicken chow mein at this time of night!"

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Grammar Nazis really make me fuhrious.

I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.

Anne Frankly, it was just bad.

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What did Hitler call his favorite piece of furniture?

Mein Kampfy Chair

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What does a Nazi reach for when he has a head cold?

Mein Camphor

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I just finished reading Mein Kampf...

Pretty good for light reading, I rate it nein out of ten.

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Holocaust jokes are...

out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.

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What do you call a cat gang leader in the hood?

The mein coon

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Did you know they made "Mein Kamph" into a game?

To win you just keep pressing 'alt right'

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What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit?

He said "Mein Kampfy chair."

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What do German coal workers and gay men have in common?

They're always entering mein shaft.

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What does Hitler say when he gets a charlie horse?

*Mein Krampf!*

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What is Minecraft?

It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.

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A little known fact about Hitler was that he was an amateur Chinese chef

He wrote a best selling cookbook, Chow Mein Kampf.

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Did you know Hitler tried to get into carpentry?

He even published a book, Mein Kampfy Chair

Apparently it never took off because he had a thing against screws.

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