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...and says to his staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews."
He said "aw that's lo, mein."
Mein Sweeper
Mein Kraft
Chow Mein Kampf
*Mein Krampf!*
Mein Craft.
Mein craft
Mein Chow
Mein Ampf
German miner, "herr supervisor, we're working so many hours and we're so efficient that within a year we will run out of ore to mine."
Mine Supervisor, "this is a problem. A very bad problem."
Miner, "what do you suggest we do?"
Supervisor, "Mein Fuhrer."
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Mein Kraft.
Mein Kraft
Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry
Mein Kampfy Chair
Mein Kraft.
I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.
Anne Frankly, it was just bad.
Mein Kampf-y Chair.
It was called Mein Bad.
Mein Comp.
Pretty good for light reading, I rate it nein out of ten.
Mein Kraft.
It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.
He said "Mein Kampfy chair."
It really takes me out of Mein Kampfort zone!
It's going to be called Mein Kraft.
out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.
Mein Kampfurter.
He wrote a best selling cookbook, Chow Mein Kampf.
"Sore throat? "Kellyanne Asked.
Bannon replied: "It's Mein Cough"
Mein Kraft
One day, Hitler is in his bunker planning his strategy for the next phase of the war when there is a knock at the door. He says "enter" and Goebbels walks in.
"What is it Goebbels? Can't you see I'm busy?!" asks Hitler, clearly irritated.
"Mein Fuhrer," says Goebbels, "I have news. The Italians joined the war today."
"No problem," replies Hitler, "send a division against them."
"Mein Fuhrer, they are on our side."
"Ah," says Hitler, "then send two divisions."
It goes so well that she invites him back to her place. "I had a wonderful time," she purrs at him. "I'm pretty much up for anything you want after a night like that."
The young guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, to be honest, I've always wanted to try a 69."
"Forget that!" she says. "There's no way I'm cooking chicken chow mein at this time of night!"
A chow mein
A little known fact about Adolf Hitler he had severe asthma and lung issues his whole life. He even wrote in his journal about it briefly titled Mein Cough.
Mein Kraft
I ordered some Lowkey Mein
They're always entering mein shaft.
Hitler: Are there any Jews left?
Hirohito: I don't know.
Mussolini: I will go Czech.
To win you just keep pressing 'alt right'
Meibacke, Meipusse, and Meicracke
KaChow Mein
He even published a book, Mein Kampfy Chair
Apparently it never took off because he had a thing against screws.
Because he was feeling lo mein
Mein Crafts!
She said I'm not cooking Chicken Chow Mein at this time of night.
mein kraft
Mein Kampf
"Yes", replies the other, "but I think it's the wicker chairs.".
Because they're lo mein tenants
They were lo mein tenants.
Mein Kampfy
Mein Craft.
Mein Cough
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