Mein Kraft.
Mein Kraft.
Mein Kraft
Mein Kraft.
Mein Kampfert zone
Mein Craft.
Mein Kraft
One day, Hitler is in his bunker planning his strategy for the next phase of the war when there is a knock at the door. He says "enter" and Goebbels walks in.
"What is it Goebbels? Can't you see I'm busy?!" asks Hitler, clearly irritated.
"Mein Fuhrer," says Goebbels, "I have news. The Italians joined the war today."
"No problem," replies Hitler, "send a division against them."
"Mein Fuhrer, they are on our side."
"Ah," says Hitler, "then send two divisions."
He said "aw that's lo, mein."
Because he was feeling lo mein
Mein Sweeper
Mein Kraft
Mein Kampfy chair.
German miner, "herr supervisor, we're working so many hours and we're so efficient that within a year we will run out of ore to mine."
Mine Supervisor, "this is a problem. A very bad problem."
Miner, "what do you suggest we do?"
Supervisor, "Mein Fuhrer."
...and says to his staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews."
Mein Kampf-y Chair.
It was called Mein Bad.
Mein Kampfurter.
Mein Ampf
Mein Comp.
It goes so well that she invites him back to her place. "I had a wonderful time," she purrs at him. "I'm pretty much up for anything you want after a night like that."
The young guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, to be honest, I've always wanted to try a 69."
"Forget that!" she says. "There's no way I'm cooking chicken chow mein at this time of night!"
I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.
Anne Frankly, it was just bad.
Mein Kampfy Chair
Mein Camphor
Pretty good for light reading, I rate it nein out of ten.
out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.
The mein coon
To win you just keep pressing 'alt right'
He said "Mein Kampfy chair."
They're always entering mein shaft.
*Mein Krampf!*
It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.
He wrote a best selling cookbook, Chow Mein Kampf.
He even published a book, Mein Kampfy Chair
Apparently it never took off because he had a thing against screws.
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