Mein Jokes

Funniest Mein Short Jokes

Short mein jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mein humour may include short chow mein jokes also.

1. As a landlord, the most laid-back renters I ever had were a Chinese restaurant. They were lo mein tenants.
2. I just finished reading Mein Kampf... Pretty good for light reading, I rate it nein out of ten.
3. Did you know they made "Mein Kamph" into a game? To win you just keep pressing 'alt right'
4. What is the communist version of Mein Kampf? Our Kampf
   I came up with this at lunch when my friends and I were talking and I thought it was good.
5. After a serious accident which has led to a broken leg, there are many inspirational things you can say. Apparently, "Mein Furher, I can walk!" *isn't* one of them.
6. What do you call renters who eat a lot of noodles and ask little of their landlord? Low mein tenants.
7. Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf? They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'
8. Some chick came to me and asked for a German method of coal extraction Mein schaft she got!
9. What did the German secret police agent tell his child who didn't want to eat dinner? Ess, ess mein kind.
10. Why is pork lo mein cheaper than chicken lo mein? A cat usually has more dark meat than it does light meat.

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Mein One Liners

Which mein one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mein? I can suggest the ones about lo mein and .

1. Why did the depressed Mexican order chinese takeout? Because he was feeling lo mein
2. What do Germans call their own EasyMac? Mein Kraft
3. Trump is releasing a new book on his COVID-19 experience. Mein Cough
4. Why are Chinese noodles so easy to love? Because they are 'Lo Mein-tenance'!
5. My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef So shes very Lo Mein-tenance
6. What is Lighting McQueen's favourite Chinese meal? KaChow Mein
7. What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry
8. I discreetly called the Chinese restaurant. I ordered some Lowkey Mein
9. I'm now a new Asain Soundcloud rapper.... My name is Lo Mein.
10. What does a Chinese dragon have around its head? A chow mein
11. What was Soviets' response to "Mein Kampf"? Our Kampf.
12. I've been learning German for a week.. Let's just say it's been mein kampf
13. What do you call a pig in a slaughterhouse? Mein Fuhrer.
14. What's Hitlers favorite summer camp activity? Mein Kraft.
15. How to finish a race on time? Advise credits: mein kampf

Mein Kampf Jokes

Here is a list of funny mein kampf jokes and even better mein kampf puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the German republication of Mein Kampf? It's causing a lot of Führer.
• What's your favourite German dish? Mine's Chicken Chow Mein Kampf
• Minecraft Minecraft - the sequel to Mein Kampf
• What is Germany's favorite game? Mein Kampf
• I went to the largest campsite in germany it was mein kampf by blitz creek

Lo Mein Jokes

Here is a list of funny lo mein jokes and even better lo mein puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein.
• Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles? To the lo mein menu

Chow Mein Jokes

Here is a list of funny chow mein jokes and even better chow mein puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce? impasta
• When you're enjoying your Chow mein.. ..but you miss your dog.

Comical Mein Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about mein you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mein pranks.