The Best 54 Mein Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mein jokes. There are some mein hier jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mein hitler puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mein Jokes and Puns

Hitler walks into a room... (sorry if repost)

...and says to his staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews."

I told a Chinese guy that they always smell like Chinese food.

He said "aw that's lo, mein."

What did Hitler call his janitor?

Mein Sweeper

Mein joke, What did Hitler call his janitor?

What was the Neo Nazi's favorite computer game?

Mein Kraft

What's Hitler's favorite chinese dish?

Chow Mein Kampf


What does Hitler say when he gets a charlie horse?

*Mein Krampf!*

What is Hitler's favorite video game?

Mein Craft.

Mein joke, What is Hitler's favorite video game?

What video game does hitler play?

Mein craft

What did Hitler call his Chinese cookbook?

Mein Chow

What was Hitler's amplifier called?

Mein Ampf

German Mining Company

German miner, "herr supervisor, we're working so many hours and we're so efficient that within a year we will run out of ore to mine."

Mine Supervisor, "this is a problem. A very bad problem."

Miner, "what do you suggest we do?"

Supervisor, "Mein Fuhrer."

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What video game would Adolf Hitler play?

Mein Kraft.

What do Germans call their own EasyMac?

Mein Kraft

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

What did Hitler call his favorite piece of furniture?

Mein Kampfy Chair

What's Hitler's favorite videogame?

Mein Kraft.

Mein joke, What's Hitler's favorite videogame?

Grammar Nazis really make me fuhrious.

I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.

Anne Frankly, it was just bad.

What did Hitler call his recliner?

Mein Kampf-y Chair.

Ever read Hitler's 2nd book?

It was called Mein Bad.


What does Hitler call his computer?

Mein Comp.

I just finished reading Mein Kampf...

Pretty good for light reading, I rate it nein out of ten.

What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game?

Mein Kraft.

What is Minecraft?

It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.

What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit?

He said "Mein Kampfy chair."

I hate talking with Jewish people

It really takes me out of Mein Kampfort zone!

I heard Hitler's memoirs are going to be turned into a video game...

It's going to be called Mein Kraft.

Holocaust jokes are...

out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.

What is Hitler's favorite blanket?

Mein Kampfurter.

A little known fact about Hitler was that he was an amateur Chinese chef

He wrote a best selling cookbook, Chow Mein Kampf.

Steve Bannon called in sick today

"Sore throat? "Kellyanne Asked.

Bannon replied: "It's Mein Cough"

What is Hitler's favourite video game?

Mein Kraft

Hitler is in his Bunker

One day, Hitler is in his bunker planning his strategy for the next phase of the war when there is a knock at the door. He says "enter" and Goebbels walks in.
"What is it Goebbels? Can't you see I'm busy?!" asks Hitler, clearly irritated.
"Mein Fuhrer," says Goebbels, "I have news. The Italians joined the war today."
"No problem," replies Hitler, "send a division against them."
"Mein Fuhrer, they are on our side."
"Ah," says Hitler, "then send two divisions."

A dude goes out on a date with his new Chinese girlfriend...

It goes so well that she invites him back to her place. "I had a wonderful time," she purrs at him. "I'm pretty much up for anything you want after a night like that."

The young guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, to be honest, I've always wanted to try a 69."

"Forget that!" she says. "There's no way I'm cooking chicken chow mein at this time of night!"

What does a Chinese dragon have around its head?

A chow mein

Hitlers Disease

A little known fact about Adolf Hitler he had severe asthma and lung issues his whole life. He even wrote in his journal about it briefly titled Mein Cough.

What does Hitler name his Minecraft worlds?

Mein Kraft

I discreetly called the Chinese restaurant.

I ordered some Lowkey Mein

What do German coal workers and gay men have in common?

They're always entering mein shaft.

Mein Scherz

Hitler: Are there any Jews left?
Hirohito: I don't know.
Mussolini: I will go Czech.

Did you know they made "Mein Kamph" into a game?

To win you just keep pressing 'alt right'

Meineke car center opened up 3 sister stores today

Meibacke, Meipusse, and Meicracke

What is Lighting McQueen's favourite Chinese meal?

KaChow Mein

Did you know Hitler tried to get into carpentry?

He even published a book, Mein Kampfy Chair

Apparently it never took off because he had a thing against screws.

Why did the depressed Mexican order chinese takeout?

Because he was feeling lo mein

What did Hitler say when he got rejected by the Academy of Fine Arts?

Mein Crafts!

A joke for our new Chinese overlords: I once asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69.

She said I'm not cooking Chicken Chow Mein at this time of night.

what game did adolph hitler buy his kid?

mein kraft

What does Hitler call the area around his tent?

Mein Kampf

A couple of gentlemen were sitting by the pool at a nudist colony. One of them was reading "Mein Kampf". "Have you read Marx too?", asks one.

"Yes", replies the other, "but I think it's the wicker chairs.".

Why did the landlord prefer Chinese restaurants?

Because they're lo mein tenants

As a landlord, the most laid-back renters I ever had were a Chinese restaurant.

They were lo mein tenants.

What did Hitler name his mattress?

Mein Kampfy

What is Hitler's video-game called?

Mein Craft.

Trump is releasing a new book on his COVID-19 experience.

Mein Cough

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mein tere jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mein hai piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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