Mein Jokes
92 mein jokes and hilarious mein puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mein that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
In this article, explore an impressive collection of jokes in Hindi, Gujarati, Urdu, English, Chow Mein, Lo Mein, BP Hindi, and Sanskrit! Whether you say Herr, Ein, or Dil, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Learn the best one-liners and become the life of any party!
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Funniest Mein Short Jokes
Short mein jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mein humour may include short chow mein jokes also.
- As a landlord, the most laid-back renters I ever had were a Chinese restaurant. They were lo mein tenants.
- I just finished reading Mein Kampf... Pretty good for light reading, I rate it nein out of ten.
- Did you know they made "Mein Kamph" into a game? To win you just keep pressing 'alt right'
- What is the communist version of Mein Kampf? Our Kampf
I came up with this at lunch when my friends and I were talking and I thought it was good. - After a serious accident which has led to a broken leg, there are many inspirational things you can say. Apparently, "Mein Furher, I can walk!" *isn't* one of them.
- What do you call renters who eat a lot of noodles and ask little of their landlord? Low mein tenants.
- Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf? They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'
- Some chick came to me and asked for a German method of coal extraction Mein schaft she got!
- What did the German secret police agent tell his child who didn't want to eat dinner? Ess, ess mein kind.
- Why is pork lo mein cheaper than chicken lo mein? A cat usually has more dark meat than it does light meat.
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Mein One Liners
Which mein one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mein? I can suggest the ones about lo mein and .
- Why did the depressed Mexican order chinese takeout? Because he was feeling lo mein
- What do Germans call their own EasyMac? Mein Kraft
- Trump is releasing a new book on his COVID-19 experience. Mein Cough
- Why are Chinese noodles so easy to love? Because they are 'Lo Mein-tenance'!
- My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef So shes very Lo Mein-tenance
- What is Lighting McQueen's favourite Chinese meal? KaChow Mein
- What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry
- I discreetly called the Chinese restaurant. I ordered some Lowkey Mein
- I'm now a new Asain Soundcloud rapper.... My name is Lo Mein.
- What does a Chinese dragon have around its head? A chow mein
- What was Soviets' response to "Mein Kampf"? Our Kampf.
- I've been learning German for a week.. Let's just say it's been mein kampf
- What do you call a pig in a slaughterhouse? Mein Fuhrer.
- What's Hitlers favorite summer camp activity? Mein Kraft.
- How to finish a race on time? Advise credits: mein kampf
Mein Kampf Jokes
Here is a list of funny mein kampf jokes and even better mein kampf puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about the German republication of Mein Kampf? It's causing a lot of Führer.
- What's your favourite German dish? Mine's Chicken Chow Mein Kampf
- Minecraft Minecraft - the sequel to Mein Kampf
- What is Germany's favorite game? Mein Kampf
- I went to the largest campsite in germany it was mein kampf by blitz creek
Lo Mein Jokes
Here is a list of funny lo mein jokes and even better lo mein puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein.
- Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles? To the lo mein menu
Chow Mein Jokes
Here is a list of funny chow mein jokes and even better chow mein puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce? impasta
- When you're enjoying your Chow mein.. ..but you miss your dog.

Comical Mein Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about mein you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mein pranks.
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I told a Chinese guy that they always smell like Chinese food.
He said "aw that's lo, mein."
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What did h**... call his janitor?
Mein Sweeper
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What was the Neo n**...'s favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft
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What's h**...'s favorite chinese dish?
Chow Mein Kampf
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What does h**... say when he gets a charlie horse?
*Mein Krampf!*
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What did h**... say from heaven when the Russians took over Auschwitz
Stop it that's Mein Kampf!
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Admin Jokes
Ladki wale(ladke se): beta kya kerte h**...…?
Ladka: jee admin department mein Hun….
Ladki wale (khush hokar): kaun si company mein beta…
Ladka: whatsapp per 3-4 groups ka admin Hun….
Dedicated to All Admins ….
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What was h**...'s amplifier called?
Mein Ampf
German Mining Company
German miner, "herr supervisor, we're working so many hours and we're so efficient that within a year we will run out of ore to mine."
Mine Supervisor, "this is a problem. A very bad problem."
Miner, "what do you suggest we do?"
Supervisor, "Mein Fuhrer."
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What does h**... hate about leg day ?
Mein Krampf
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Grammar n**... really make me fuhrious.
I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.
Anne Frankly, it was just bad.
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What does h**... call a stomach ache?
Mein Cramps
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What did h**... call his recliner?
Mein Kampf-y Chair.
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Ever read h**...'s 2nd book?
It was called Mein Bad.
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What does h**... call his computer?
Mein Comp.
How does the German underground excavation site owner get to work?
Mein Shaft.
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h**... wrote a book inspired by the 1920 influenza outbreak...
He called it "Mein Kauph"
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What is Minecraft?
It's h**...'s lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.
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Why do so many Trumpies end up playing Minecraft?
They were looking for Mein Kampf and got misdirected.
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I heard h**...'s memoirs are going to be turned into a video game...
It's going to be called Mein Kraft.
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Holocaust jokes are...
out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.
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What is h**...'s favorite blanket?
Mein Kampfurter.
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A little known fact about h**... was that he was an amateur Chinese chef
He wrote a best selling cookbook, Chow Mein Kampf.
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Steve Bannon called in sick today
"Sore t**...? "Kellyanne Asked.
Bannon replied: "It's Mein Cough"
What do you call a northeastern US state's principle dish, consisting of a small puffy Chinese dog and fried vegetables and noodles, wrapped around a lion's neck?
Maine's main chow chow chow mein mane
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h**... is in his Bunker
One day, h**... is in his bunker planning his strategy for the next phase of the war when there is a knock at the door. He says "enter" and Goebbels walks in.
"What is it Goebbels? Can't you see I'm busy?!" asks h**..., clearly irritated.
"Mein Fuhrer," says Goebbels, "I have news. The Italians joined the war today."
"No problem," replies h**..., "send a division against them."
"Mein Fuhrer, they are on our side."
"Ah," says h**..., "then send two divisions."
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A dude goes out on a date with his new Chinese girlfriend...
It goes so well that she invites him back to her place. "I had a wonderful time," she purrs at him. "I'm pretty much up for anything you want after a night like that."
The young guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, to be honest, I've always wanted to try a 69."
"Forget that!" she says. "There's no way I'm cooking chicken chow mein at this time of night!"
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Hitlers Disease
A little known fact about Adolf h**... he had severe asthma and lung issues his whole life. He even wrote in his journal about it briefly titled Mein Cough.
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What does h**... name his Minecraft worlds?
Mein Kraft
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Mein Scherz
h**...: Are there any Jews left?
Hirohito: I don't know.
Mussolini: I will go Czech.
Meineke car center opened up 3 sister stores today
Meibacke, Meipusse, and Meicracke
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Did you know h**... tried to get into carpentry?
He even published a book, Mein Kampfy Chair
Apparently it never took off because he had a thing against screws.
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What did h**... say in his small prison cell?
Mein Kampftable
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What did h**... say when he was forced to mingle with people of other races?
Ach, this is out of Mein Kampfert zone!!
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What do British Neo n**... call their home?
Mein Gaff
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What did h**... say when he got rejected by the Academy of Fine Arts?
Mein Crafts!
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A joke for our new Chinese overlords: I once asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69.
She said I'm not cooking Chicken Chow Mein at this time of night.
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what game did adolph h**... buy his kid?
mein kraft
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What does h**... call the area around his tent?
Mein Kampf
A couple of gentlemen were sitting by the pool at a nudist colony. One of them was reading "Mein Kampf". "Have you read Marx too?", asks one.
"Yes", replies the other, "but I think it's the wicker chairs.".
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What did h**... name his mattress?
Mein Kampfy
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What did the Germans call h**...'s dog?
Mein Fluffer
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h**... used an astrologist to give him guidance in battle...
One day he told the man, "you've served me well. We are winning battles and the war and I'm very pleased with your work. Your ability to predict the future is amazing. But there's one thing I wondered about and wanted to ask you."
How can I serve you mein Fuhrer?
"Do you know what day I'm going to die?"
Of course.
"Well, what day am I going to die?"
Sir, you are going to die on a Jewish holiday.
"Mein gott! That's terrible. What Jewish holiday am I going to die on?"
Any day you die is going to be a Jewish holiday.
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Learned h**... not only wrote a book, but created a video game
Mein Kraft

