Meghan Jokes

What are some Meghan jokes?

I can't believe Prince Harry, who's British royalty, is marrying African American actress Meghan Markle. Why would someone that rich and famous marry an obviously inferior genetic specimen? It's just unthinkable.

Though I suppose if Meghan wants to marry a ginger, it's none of my business.

The evening after they were married, Harry set Meghan to work, polishing his set of Royal plate mail.

Well, she did say she always wanted a night in, shining armour.

When Princess Meghan confronted Prince Harry about spending their wedding evening polishing his plate mail...

Harry said, "What!? You told me, all you ever wanted was a night in, shining armour!"

Meghan Trainor's business cards' must be pretty simple.

Name: No
Number: No
Affiliation: No
Contact address: No

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

With Prince Harry and Meghan Markle getting engaged, it's great to progress past old prejudices.

Fair play to her for agreeing to marry a ginger.

What does Meghan Trainor say when she's sued for copyright infringement?

Now I'm in treble

Ouch! Meghan slapped Prince Harry in public.

He says that if she does it again, the Empire strikes back.

Why doesn't Meghan Trainor eat salmon?

Because she's all about that bass

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

He's thinking of his offspring. The Royal Bloodline will finally have some melanin.

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