Meghan Jokes

Funniest Meghan Short Jokes

Short meghan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The meghan humour may include short molly jokes also.

1. The evening after they were married, Harry set Meghan to work, polishing his set of Royal plate mail. Well, she did say she always wanted a night in, shining armour.
2. At the coffee shop, I had to give back the "Organic Matcha Soy Latte for Meghan" I tried it, but it wasn't my cup of tea
3. Why does Meghan Trainor like to pour the meat juices over her roast during cooking? She's all about that baste.
4. Meghan Trainor's business cards' must be pretty simple. Name: No
   Number: No
   Affiliation: No
   Contact address: No
5. With Prince Harry and meghan markle getting engaged, it's great to progress past old prejudices. Fair play to her for agreeing to marry a ginger.
6. Ouch! Meghan slapped Prince Harry in public. He says that if she does it again, the Empire strikes back.
7. What does Meghan Trainor say when she's sued for copyright infringement? Now I'm in treble
8. Prince Harry will skip the royal family's annual pheasant shoot due to his wife Meghan's love of animals Said the Queen, "You misunderstood, we're shooting peasants."
9. I have a farm and I just got 4 new chickens today! I named them Whoopi, Joy, Meghan, and Sara

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Meghan One Liners

Which meghan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with meghan? I can suggest the ones about harry and heir.

1. What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged? Please sir, I don't want any treble.
2. Why doesn't Meghan Trainor eat salmon? Because she's all about that bass
3. If Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have a baby boy They should call him Terry
4. Prince Harry takes Meghan on a date. Who pays? The taxpayers.
5. Meghan Markle must love biscuits, She even makes her own ginger nut.
6. What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese.
7. What did Meghan Trainor say to Skrillex? its all about the bass
8. Sad news. About Meghan Markles car c**... next month...

Quirky and Hilarious Meghan Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about meghan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean luxurious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make meghan pranks.