Megaphone Jokes
9 megaphone jokes and hilarious megaphone puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about megaphone that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends giggle with these funny megaphone jokes! Get ready to use your own megaphone or mic to give everyone a good laugh. From silly puns to shout-outs, these jokes are a great way to have some entertainment in Toontown.
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Quirky and Hilarious Megaphone Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What is a good megaphone joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Useful Metric Equivalents
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
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The stone has been rolled away for 38 days and Christ continues to chill with his buds.
God calls from the heavens, it is time.
But Jesus and his friends can't hear over all the partying etc
On day 39, same thing. Son, come sit by my right hand in heaven.
Still nothing.
On the 40th day, God hears that the music is especially loud and knows he'll likely be ignored again. So he grabs a very loud megaphone and yells May I have your ascension please! May I have your ascension please
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An American and a Chinese were arguing about which government was better
The American boasts, "clearly the American government is better. You can go to the white house with a megaphone and yell 'Trump s**...!' and you wouldn't even be arrested."
The Chinese replied, "what of it? You can go to Tiananmen square and yell 'Trump s**...!' and you still wouldn't be arrested."
I've invented an exciting new product. Say goodbye to noise-cancelling headphones...
...and say hello to noise-cancelling megaphones!
Hothead Pat, upset by how the Super Bowl is going, starts destroying things.
Police get on the megaphone trying to evacuate the area: "Go, Pat riots!"
What do we want!?
Megaphone holder: What do we want!?
Mob: EXTENDED DEADLINES FOR PROCRASTINATORS!
Megaphone holder: When do we want it?!
Mob: LATER!
"Mega-" is a prefix meaning "million"....
...and "micro" is a prefix meaning "millionth".
So, a megaphone would be one trillion microphones.
What's the difference between windows xp and a megaphone?
Windows xp can actually make you go deaf
Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?
Because he couldn't bark
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