Megabytes Jokes

What are some Megabytes jokes?

We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes.

We never made it to a gig.

I started a band call 999 megabytes

We haven't got a gig yet.

My band is called 999 megabytes. We don't have any gigs.


I'm in a band called 1023 Megabytes.

We haven't made it to a gig yet.

Have you heard of the band 999 megabytes?

Probably not, they haven't got a gig yet

Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes?

They've never had any gigs.

I used to know a guy who was in a band called 999 megabytes.

They were pretty good but they never made a gig.

There's this band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes

They haven't had any gigs yet.

My friend is in a band called 1023 megabytes

They dont have a gig yet tho

Have you heard of that new band 1023 Megabytes ?

They're pretty good, but they don't have a gig just yet.

Edit !: just woke up and i feel like the comments are funnier than my joke :(

I'm part of a big band group called The Megabytes.

Our thousandth member recently joined, finally readying us for our debut live performance.

It'll be our first gig.

I used to be in a band...

Called 999 megabytes.

Never got a gig though.

Why are computers so messy when they eat?

They take megabytes.

I'm in a band called 1023 megabytes.

People don't believe me when I say we've got a gig.

Me and my friends started a band called 1,023 Megabytes...

We haven't gotten a gig yet.

Have you heard of the band 150 megabytes?

No? Not surprised, they don't have any gigs yet.

Have you heard about the band 1023 megabytes?

Probably not, since they haven't hit a gig yet.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Did you hear about the band 2013 megabytes?

Of course you haven't, they haven't had a gig yet.

Did you you hear about 1024 megabytes coming to town?

It's their first gig.

The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town.

It's their first gig.

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