Mega Millions Jokes
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Really, nobody in America won last night.
The Mega Millions jackpot went up to $63 million.
"Mega-" is a prefix meaning "million"....
...and "micro" is a prefix meaning "millionth".
So, a megaphone would be one trillion microphones.
I won $4 during the Mega Millions lottery today
Please respect our privacy as our family decides how to move forward in this exciting and pivotal moment in time.
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A local homeless man won the Mega Millions lottery today.
Charles Darwin is said to be on s**... watch.
Whoever wins the Mega Millions Jackpot....
… touched me inappropriately 30 years ago.
For today only, the Mega Millions should change it's name to...
Make-a-Billion
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