Mega Jokes

Funniest Mega Short Jokes

Short mega jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mega humour may include short micro jokes also.

1. If I won the Mega Millions valued at 750 million today, I would donate a quarter to charity. Not sure what I would do with the other 749,999,999.75 dollars though.
2. A radio went to the doctor The doctor asked "What seems to be the problem today?
   The radio says "It's my transmitter. It mega hertz."
3. All these mega church pastors in the news getting caught with gay prostitutes is appalling And has really lowered my opinion of male prostitutes.
4. Really, nobody in America won last night. The Mega Millions jackpot went up to $63 million.
5. Random people have started following me on Instagram I guess I am a fermi influencer now. Soon I will be a micro influencer. Mega influencer seems a little far fetched.
6. People don't realize that Mega Man is also really good at throwing. I guess you could say he has a cannon for an arm.
7. I saw some people trading cards at school on friday so I said "I'll trade you my Lebron Crosby EX Mega card for that magic the gathering trap card"
8. "Mega-" is a prefix meaning "million".... ...and "micro" is a prefix meaning "millionth".
   So, a megaphone would be one trillion microphones.
9. I won $4 during the Mega Millions lottery today Please respect our privacy as our family decides how to move forward in this exciting and pivotal moment in time.
10. So, there's the Super Bowl. After that, there's the Mega Bowl. Then, after that, there's the Giga Bowl. Anymore than that, though, would just be Tera Bowl.

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Mega One Liners

Which mega one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mega? I can suggest the ones about mighty and million.

1. What do you feed a hungry robot? Mega-bites.
   Just an average joke by my sister
2. I told the mods about my idea to start a Harambe mega-thread. But they shot it down.
3. Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks? Because he was Legoless
4. What do you call a sleepy monster truck? Mega tired
5. What do you call a fish that lives in the greatest depths of the ocean? Mega-low-don.
6. I just downloaded a video of Luis Suarez's best moments It was three mega bites
7. Name the gay dinosaur The mega soreass
8. Why do I not have a virtual pet? They take a mega-bite of your computer.
9. What happens when a computer falls on your head? It mega hurts.
10. My friend has a band called "1023 Mega Bytes" They havn't had a gig yet.
11. Whoever wins the Mega Millions Jackpot.... … touched me inappropriately 30 years ago.
12. For today only, the Mega Millions should change it's name to... Make-a-Billion
13. What happens when your computer shocks you? It mega-hurts.
14. Why do elf princes play with Mega Bloks? Because they're Lego-less
15. Why it is scary when a computer turns into Dracula? Because it has many Mega-Bites

Mega Millions Jokes

Here is a list of funny mega millions jokes and even better mega millions puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A local homeless man won the Mega Millions lottery today. Charles Darwin is said to be on s**... watch.

Comical Mega Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about mega you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mega pranks.