Following is our collection of Mega jokes which are very funny. There are some mega mini jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mega teaser puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Decepticondoms.
Do you even?
Because he was Legoless
It was three mega bites
The Mega Millions jackpot went up to $63 million.
They havn't had a gig yet.
Because they're Lego-less
You've been conned, Mega Conned.
It mega hurts.
Megaphone holder: What do we want!?
Mob: EXTENDED DEADLINES FOR PROCRASTINATORS!
Megaphone holder: When do we want it?!
Mob: LATER!
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Megan
Unfortunately, James Hewitt isn't invited, so Prince Charles is doing it instead.
He committed several acts of vehicular man's laughter
I guess you could say he has a cannon for an arm.
Anymore than that, though, would just be Tera Bowl.
Make-a-Billion
… touched me inappropriately 30 years ago.
Charles Darwin is said to be on suicide watch.
Please respect our privacy as our family decides how to move forward in this exciting and pivotal moment in time.
At least we know what her Halloween costume will be.
...and "micro" is a prefix meaning "millionth".
So, a megaphone would be one trillion microphones.
so I said "I'll trade you my Lebron Crosby EX Mega card for that magic the gathering trap card"
The mega soreass
If Harry and Megan had a boy and named him "Artist" then changed his name he would be
The prince formerly known as Artist
That giga-hurts!
I guess I am a fermi influencer now. Soon I will be a micro influencer. Mega influencer seems a little far fetched.
And has really lowered my opinion of male prostitutes.
The doctor asked "What seems to be the problem today?
The radio says "It's my transmitter. It mega hertz."
Not sure what I would do with the other 749,999,999.75 dollars though.
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