The Best 6 Meg Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Meg jokes. There are some meg maggie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meg kate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Meg Jokes and Puns

Yeah It is Result of Marriage

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.

Yes, says Sally, a lock of my husband's hair.

But Larry's still alive.

I know, but his hair is gone.

My wi-fe and my wi-fi

They're both 1 meg, very useful in the kitchen and never want to connect in the bedroom

Russell Crowe had an affair with Meg Ryan

He's gladiator.

The sequel to "The Meg" will be about the head of the French Shark Mafia

It's called The Meg le Don.

"I'm going to see The Meg with your mother at the cinema tonight."

"that thing scares me, it's really scary," my son said

"I know," I replied, "but it will be cool to see The Meg."


I just started a band!

It's called 1023 Meg...

Can't seem to get a gig.

(Thanks for that one dad!)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the meg megabyte jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working meg katie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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