The Best 10 Meetup Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Meetup jokes. There are some meetup conference jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meetup affiliate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Meetup Jokes and Puns

A girl said she met me at the vegetarian meetup...

I don't think I've met herbivore.

So 4chan hosted its very first live meetup this week...

I just don't know why they chose Charlottesville as the location.

I went to a local meet-up of Average Joes

...they were all pretty mean.

72 virgins say hi

Get in here doofus! The Reddit Enthusiasts Meetup is about to start!

73 virgins sit down.

I'm starting up a local coffee shop and marketing it as an Ashley Madison meetup spot.

I'm calling it Grounds for Divorce.

I was at a meetup for vegetarians recently

and this lady started talking to me like I knew who she was, but I swear I never met herbivore.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

"Is this a tumblr meetup?"

My best friend and I were kicked out of our very first fetish meet-up.

I guess we got off on the wrong foot.

TIFU by mistakenly fornicating with a man at a BDSM meetup who was wearing the same latex bodysuit as my wife

What do a Chinese Lycanthrope and a geek who attends a monthly sci-fi meetup dressed as a Klingon have in common?

They're both wereworfs


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the meetup encounter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working meetup disband piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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