The Best 4 Meeny Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Meeny jokes. There are some meeny moe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meeny flo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Meeny Jokes and Puns

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you come to a fork in the road. the path to the left sports a sign guaranteeing a gruesome end to all trespassers. the one to the right looks clear, except for a skinny guy with a hat who freestyles rhyming insults at you. do you risk certain doom… or chance the rapper?

A cow has apparently defied great odds and given birth to four calves and have been named

Eeny, Meeny, Miney, and Moo.

How do prostitutes solve problems?

Eeny meeny miny hoe, of course.

Eeny meeny miny moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If it hollers, say a prayer.

Cause you're not going anywhere.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the meeny path jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working meeny gruesome piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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