Meekness Jokes
23 meekness jokes and hilarious meekness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about meekness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Meekness Short Jokes
Short meekness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The meekness humour may include short jokes also.
- God: "The meek shall inherit... Neptune." The Pope: "What happened to the Earth?"
God: "Funny, I was going to ask you the same thing!" - Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead? - Tupac
- Biggie Smalls
- Eazy E
- Meek Mills - The Bible states... that when Jesus finally returns to our world, the meek shall inherit the earth. My thought is, what if they don't want it, you know, because they're meek...
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Meekness One Liners
Which meekness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with meekness? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Meek Mill's response
- DJ Khaled: "Meek Mill, wake up!" Meek Mill: "Why, what's going on?"... ANOTHER ONE
- Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't "charged up"
- You can't spell Meek Mill.. ..without two consecutive L's.
- What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke? (Mmmph!) Meek & Milds!!!! :0
Meekness Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about meekness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make meekness pranks.
A robber enters an old couple's home in the middle of the night...
As he is grabbing things, the couple wake up and confront him. The robber has a gun and says he would have left quietly but now he is gonna have to kill them.
"But before I do that," says the robber, "I want to know your names. What's your name, woman?"
"Linda," the wife replies meekly.
"Well, that's my mother's name. I can't kill you." Then he turns to the husband and says, "And what's your name?"
"Frank, but everybody in town calls me Linda."
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration...
"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"
Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
A father, finally exasperated looking at his son's failed test scores, shouted: " Son, if you fail your exams one more time today, don't you EVER call me your father again!!"
"Yes, father.", the son replied meekly.
After the exams, the son came home.
"How were the exams, son? Do you think you managed to pass this time?"
"NO PROBLEMO, DUDE!"
There was a skinny bus conductor and a buff guy...
Whenever the buff guy traveled the bus and conductor came to him for the ticket, buff guy says I don't buy tickets.
The conductor always meekly went away.
One day the conductor got tired of this and joined the gym.
After some time he too got buff.
Next day when the buff guy refused to buy the ticket, conductor (now also buff, but let's still refer to him as conductor) asks him with a commanding voice, 'Why?'
Buff guy says 'I have a bus pass that's why'.
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One saturday morning,three boys came down to the kitchen and sits around the breakfast table. Their mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat.
I'II have some f**...' French toast, he says. The mother is outraged at hid crude language. She hits him and sends him to his room.
When she calms down, she asks the middle child what he wants. well, I guess that leaves more f**...' french toast for me, he says. The mom is livid. She smacks hum and sends him away.
Finally, she looks at the youngest son and asks him ehat he wants for breakfast.
I don't know, he says meekly, but I definitely don't want the f**...' french toast!
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Redeeming jew joke
So I'm at a party, and this guy drops a really offensive jewish holocaust joke. Everybody out the party bursts out laughing thinking it's hilarious, except o**.... When asked why he didn't laugh the guy said: "I don't think holocaust jokes are funny. My grandfather died in the holocaust." Everybody got super quiet, and awkward. About ten minutes passed, and he said: "You guys want to hear his story?" Everyone nodded meekly, and he proceeded to say: "Yeah, one night, he got just drunk and fell off the guard tower." Roaring laughter ensued.
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Namesake joke...
Two people were left standing at the national poetry contest, the Harvard grad and the highschool drop out.
The regulators gave the rules for the final round, "a word will be given and each contestant will be given 5 minutes to develop a poem using the word". The word was selected and the Harvard grad was drawn to go first, the word Timbuktu....
Harvard steps to the mic, clears his t**... and begins:
"Across the bleak and dreary sand
Trekked a meek and weary band
Men on camel two by two
Deatination Timbuktu"
The croud applauds the obvious skill of the Harvard man.
Then the high school drop out approaches the microphone. He snorts, gravels his t**..., and proceeds to spit onto the floor off the stage. The words that follow:
"Me and Tim and huntin went
Found three w**... in a pop up tent
They was many and we was few
So I bucked one and Tim bucked two."
The drop out won hands down.
A joke we tell tourists in china
Back when the Terra-cotta Soldiers were discovered, Bill and Hilary Clinton decided to visit the site. It was also asked of the chinese officials arranging the tour, that the Clintons could meet the meek and old chinese man that discovered the Terra-cotta.
Back then, the Terra-cotta site was out in the province in a small local village. This village was the hometown of the fortunate old chinese man who discovered them and was going to meet POTUS. It also meant he had no education and spoke no english.
So the chinese officials prepared the old chinese discoverer with a few basic english phrases such as:
"hi, how are you"
"Fine, you?"
"Me too"
The day finally came and, naturally, the old chinese discoverer was nervous to be meeting Clinton. None the less he went through the english he was taught in his head and wasn't going to lose face.
Smiling, Clinton approached the old chinese discoverer and said, "Hello"
The chinese discoverer paused briefly to recall, but out of nervousness mispronounced; "Hi, who are you?"
"I am the President of the United States and the husband of this lovely lady," a surprised Clinton said while pointing at his wife.
"Me too," he replied
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French Toast
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat. "I'll have some f**...' French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f**...' French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don't know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don't want the f**...' French toast."
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus and drove off along the route:
No problems for the first few stops.
A few people got on, a few got off and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on.
Six foot eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.
He glared at the driver and said. "Big John doesn't pay!" And sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek?
Well, he was.
Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.
The next day the same thing happened...
Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down.
And the next day and the one after that, and so forth.
This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.
Finally he could stand it no longer.
He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo and all that good stuff.
By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.
So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said. "Big John doesn't pay!"
The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed. "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied. "Big John has a bus pass!"