Medusa Jokes

64 medusa jokes and hilarious medusa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about medusa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your friends laugh with these hilarious Medusa jokes! From Medusa's famous gorgon hair to her pet kraken and her petrifying stare, discover why the ancient Greeks made her out of granite and why Zeus should watch his back!

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Funniest Medusa Short Jokes

Short medusa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The medusa humour may include short mermaid jokes also.

I don't understand why Medusa has such a bad rep. Nobody that's met her has ever said anything bad about her.
What's Medusa's favorite cheese? *Gorgonzola*!

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OK, I'll show myself out.....
My friend saw Medusa the other day At first he was afraid and scared, but now he's petrified at the thought of seeing her!
Them: What if Medusa turned you to cheese instead of stone? Me, an intellectual: Ah yes, Gorgonzola
What do you call a woman who's good at both cheese-making and singing? Medusa - she does a killer gorgon solo.
Who was the hottest female in mythology? Medusa, she made everyone who looked at her rock hard
Midas and Medusa went out on a date It didn't end well, it was a stone-gold relationship.
Have you heard of Mechadusa? She's like Medusa, but instead of turning people to stone, she turns them into simple machines.
I was skeptical at first... but then I saw her face. Now I'm a big lever.
Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career? She always faced a tough crowd.
Are you Medusa Because one look at you and I'm hard forever.

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Medusa One Liners

Which medusa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with medusa? I can suggest the ones about anaconda and jellyfish.

Why was Medusa canceled? She kept objectifying people.
I've fought Medusa before. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
What kind of cheese does Medusa like? Gorgon-zola
Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people.
Why did SJWs call out Medusa? She kept objectifying people.
Medusa was the hottest girl ever Just one look and you were hard forever
I was on a date with Medusa One look into her eyes, and I was hard as a rock.
I wish medusa would Stop objectifying people
Listen, I'm a simple man I see Medusa, I
Who's the one person Medusa cannot turn to stone? Dwayne Johnson
What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone? Baaaaasalt
What does Medusa have in her dating profile? Beware: I'm drop dead gorgeous.
What does Medusa often say to guys before she turns them to stone? My eyes are up here.
Medusa really loved art. She was fascinated by still life.
How did Medusa know she'd grown into a woman? She grew bush vipers

Medusa Gorgon Jokes

Here is a list of funny medusa gorgon jokes and even better medusa gorgon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

What's Medusa's favourite movie? Gorgon Girl

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