Meds Jokes

Funniest Meds Short Jokes

Short meds jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The meds humour may include short prescription jokes also.

1. I don't think my girlfriend likes my schizophrenia meds Because every time I take them she goes away
2. I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.
3. Don't you just hate it when med students call themselves doctors? I mean you don't see engineering students calling themselves engineers or arts students calling themselves baristas
4. A vegan, a med student, and a bitcoin trader walk into a bar Who tells you about it first?
5. i went to go tell my best friend about the new schizophrenia meds i got today... i literally cannot find him anywhere.
6. I don't mind being back on my meds... I just think it's sad that at the same time all the dogs in the neighbourhood stopped talking to me.
7. I thought my new ADHD meds would help my drinking and it works. Instead of a half dozen glasses of bourbon with only a sip or two drunk from them, I actually finish them all.
8. Why did Bill Clinton say NO to testosterone meds? He was afraid of ending up like Hillary.
9. I started seeing this incredibly beautiful girl. But then my psychiatrist readjusted my meds.
10. Did you hear about the med school student who switched from nephrology to pediatric orthopedics? He went from kidneys to kid knees.

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Meds One Liners

Which meds one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with meds? I can suggest the ones about pharmacy and medical.

1. My girlfriend dared me to take schizophrenia meds. Now she's gone missing.
2. Accidentally took my cats meds Don't ask meow
3. You be claimin that pain meds don't work but Ibuprofen you wrong
4. I've spotted six Pokémon today but I don't have the game so I may need new meds...
5. What do you call a wicked doctor from the Middle Ages? Med evil!
6. What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's? A Doctor.
7. What do you call a doctor who failed med school ? Dentist.
8. What's the binge show of choice for chubby pre-med cows Graze Anatomy
9. A med school student walks into a bar... but he was not prepared for it
10. My son, who has ADHD, has been taking meds to help him run faster. He's now AD480p.
11. Im glad i dropped out of med school... I never had enough patients for it anyway.
12. If you're happy and you know it. It's your meds.
13. What do you call knights going to the dark side? Med-evil knights
14. I've been wondering for 30 mins when my adhd meds will kick in, I guess they never will!
15. What do you call a cat that does surgery? A Med-Kit.
    (Credit to my brother.)

Happy Meds Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about meds you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aspirin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make meds pranks.