Mediumsized Jokes
3 mediumsized jokes and hilarious mediumsized puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mediumsized that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Mediumsized Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good mediumsized joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How NOT to cheer up your overweight girlfriend
My girlfriend was sad one day, and exclaimed "I look like a huge whale".
Being the compassionate caring man that I am, I said "no you don't, you're more like a medium-sized seal".
To my surprise she was not amused, or comforted.
I met Mia Khalifa out in the street, so I told her that I'm not a huge fan,
just a medium-sized one.
A farmer has three bulls, One small, one medium, and one large.
The large one looks over the herd of cows and says, "Half these cows are mine!" The medium-sized bull then says, "A third of these cows are mine!" And the small bull, looking crestfallen, says, "Well, the rest of these cows are mine!"
The farmer comes home one day with a simply enormous bull, one that towers over the original three. The largest one says, "Whoa... I guess I'll give him half my cows." The medium-sized one, with fear in his eyes, says, "He can have two-thirds of my cows." But the littlest bull paws at the ground, snorting and stomping, tossing his horns. The other two tell him, "Are you crazy? That new bull will crush you!"
The littlest bull replies, "I just want to make sure he knows I'm a bull."
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