Medium Rare Jokes

Funniest Medium Rare Short Jokes

Short medium rare jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The medium rare humour may include short steak rare jokes also.

1. Most of the posts here are medium. They aren't rare and they are definitely not well done.
2. Waiter: And how would you like your steak prepared? Me: Guess
   Waiter: Medium rare?
   Me: Well done
   Waiter: Uhhh..
3. I cooked a medium-rare steak for my friend, and he said, I like it Well Done. I said, Thanks buddy. That means a lot.
4. Steak related jokes are not very common... But when it's good, it's a rare medium well done.
5. A cannibal brings a fortune teller home to his wife. He says, "Remember not to overcook this one. I like a medium rare."
6. Did you hear about that psychic who performed self-immolation in public today? It's rare to see a medium well done.
7. The waitress brought me the wrong order at Texas Road House, and I told her it was a Miss Steak. She shook her head, sighed, and told me, "Steak jokes are a rare medium well done."
8. A student wants to know how he did on a test Student: I know my curved score was a 90, but how was my raw score?
   Teacher: Medium rare
   Student: What does that mean?
   Teacher: Not well done.
9. I made a good video about steak in a sea of bad videos about steak... I guess you could say it's a rare example of a medium well done.
10. A coworker of mine dated a psychic He told me she was very unique and well cultured.
    I asked if she was a rare medium, well-done?

Share These Medium Rare Jokes With Friends

Medium Rare One Liners

Which medium rare one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with medium rare? I can suggest the ones about steak so rare and medium sized.

1. How rare is it for a cow to be struck by lightning? Medium rare.
2. What do you call a psychic cow? Medium Rare.
3. There aren't many books on how to cook steak It's a rare medium done well.
4. A steak pun is a rare medium well done
5. Why are clairvoyants called mediums? Because they're not rare or well done.
6. Why is television called a medium? Because it isn't rare and is never quite well done
7. How rare is it for someone to die by falling into a campfire? Probably about medium rare.
8. What size does Lady Gaga wear? Medium rare.
9. Why are psychic bad chefs? They cook everything medium rare.
10. My rapper name would be Medium Rare Cus it's kinda raw
11. my medium rare chicken recipe was a complete failure I guess it was a half baked idea.
12. Why are Good steaks hard to find? Because it's a rare medium well done.
13. What are Chinese people's favourite type of dog? Medium rare
14. Why dont most people order medium steaks? Because they're rarely well done
15. About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done.

Medium Rare Steak Jokes

Here is a list of funny medium rare steak jokes and even better medium rare steak puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "Two steaks please", I asked the writer. "Rare for me, medium rare for my friend." He brought us a lovely bit of panda and a nice chunk of giraffe.
• My friend has become a master of making art out of steak. It is a rare medium, but well done.
• My local newspaper ran a story on the decrease of cow psychics. It was called "Steak Medium Rare"
• My date left just because I wanted my steak medium rare. Oh well, I wouldn't have had it any other way.
• So a few friends end I walk into a restaurant. I order a steak. When the waiter asks if I would like it well done, medium rare, or rare; I reply
  "I like my steaks legendary"

Medium Rare Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about medium rare you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean medium jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make medium rare pranks.