Mediterranean Jokes
49 mediterranean jokes and hilarious mediterranean puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mediterranean that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These Mediterranean Jokes will have you laughing! We explore why Egyptians are so obsessed with seafood, why the sea is a popular destination amongst warships, and more - sure to bring a smile to your face.
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Funniest Mediterranean Short Jokes
Short mediterranean jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mediterranean humour may include short cuisine jokes also.
- Did you know that Spider-Man has a winter jacket made out of Mediterranean flatbread? It's a pita parka.
- I've always wanted to replace the Mediterranean with orange soda I guess it's always been my biggest Fanta Sea.
- Did you hear about the guy they found dead at the Mediterranean restaurant? Yeah, police are calling it a hummus-cide.
- So, you're the leader of a country who wants access to the Eastern Mediterranean, Balkans and Middle East, but you're not able to get it? Oh, Crimea river.
- Hey man, can you name the denonym for the people living on a French island in the Mediterranean? Corsican!
- The people on early Mediterranean cities used to enjoy using olive oil as "personal lubricant." They really loved ancient grease.
- What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit? Falafel Raptors.
(sorry) - Here's some dark European humor: what differentiates humans from animals? The Mediterranean Sea.
- One of my friends loves mediterranean food more than anyone I've ever seen You coul say he's a hummusexual.
- I've just tried some of the Elvis Costello's new mediterranean sausages. They were wonderful.
I think olive salami is here to stay.
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Mediterranean One Liners
Which mediterranean one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mediterranean? I can suggest the ones about oriental and aquatic.
- Just bought a raffle ticket, top prize a Mediterranean cruise. Last week's was a rollover
- What separates animals from humans? Mediterranean sea
- What do you call bad Mediterranean food? Falawful.
- What do you call France without the Mediterranean? Frane.
- What comes out of bacon in Mediterranean? Greece.
- Are you on the Mediterranean Diet? Because I see a lot turkey and grease.
- How do I introduce my friend Harold, the Mediterranean meat magician? Gyro wizard, Harry!
- I ate some expired Mediterranean food an hour ago. I falafel.
- Why do pilots avoid Mediterranean food? Cuz if you eat a falafel ur gonna fly awful
- What is separating humans with living with Harambe's cousins? The Mediterranean sea.
- What did the Mediterranean man say when he woke up from a coma? What gyro's it?
- Two Worlds What separates the civilized world from savages?
The Mediterranean Sea.
Mediterranean Food Jokes
Here is a list of funny mediterranean food jokes and even better mediterranean food puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Scientists have discovered that white sharks in the Mediterranean are no longer white. Allegedly it has to do with their food.
- Two sharks are swimming through the Mediterranean.... ...one turns to the other and says:
'I'm getting a bit bored of all this Syrian food, I've heard there's a new Egyptian place just opened up'.
Hilarious Fun Mediterranean Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about mediterranean you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fleet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mediterranean pranks.
A blind person tripped on his way into a restaurant and crashed onto the floor.
The waiter rushed up and asked if he was ok. The blind man said "Fall...awlful..." And the waiter said "sorry we don't have that on the menu but there's a Mediterranean place next door."
Ancient cultures had interesting and unique philosophies
For example, if you asked the question: What separates man from animals? You would get vastly different answers.
The Greeks would say Philosophy and Law
The Chinese would say Morals and Art
The Romans would say The Mediterranean and the Danube
Elton John
On vacation, Elton John finds himself meandering in a Mediterranean orchard. Spying a tree, Elton decides to relive some boyhood memories and climb a tree, albeit only the first branch.
As Elton sits, his well-heeled (and sparkly) feet dangling, a local boy walks by. Waving, Elton call out, "Would you like anything?"
"Fig!" The boy yells back.
Offended, Elton crosses his arms. "What did you call me?"
"No," the boy replies, pointing, "THAT low hanging fruit!"
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Im so smart for thinking of this
o**... says to another: Hey, did you know, there's a Middle Eastern country on the Mediterranean Sea, and it's regarded by Jews, Christians and Muslims as the biblical Holy Land!
The other guy says: I don't believe you, you're talking rubbish.
So the first guy says: No, it isreal!
Two Italian men are deep sea fishing in the middle of the Mediterranean...
Vinny and Paulo were deep sea fishing on a bright sunny day when a World War II mine came floating along. Upon noticing this round spiky object coming nearer and nearer to the boat, Vinny shouted, "Paulo! It's a mine, it's a mine!!!"
Paulo replied, "Okay Vinny, you can-a have it!"
Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?
The Mediterranean Sea.
Someone from an island in the Mediterranean asked me if I could guess their ethnicity...
...I said Corsican
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I'm really looking forward to the next stop on my Mediterranean cruise.
The captain said we're just a few clicks out from h**... Bay.
I decided to try out a new Mediterranean recipe that takes 2 hours to cook.
I've got a lot of thyme on my hands.
What did the ship's navigator say to the large land lizard passenger when they ask When will we reach the Mediterranean leg of our North African boat tour. ?
After Nile Crocodile
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Here's a joke for people in the EU. What differentiates humans for animals?
The Mediterranean Sea.
Jesus relieves St. Peter at he pearly gates for a coffee break.
Soon an old man approaches to be admitted. Jesus thinks to himself..."Oh man, I know this guy from somewhere." Embarrassed, he says, "Yes, I know you. On Earth you lived...let's see..." The old man says, "I lived in a Mediterranean country." Jesus says, "Right, I remember. And you worked as...uh..." "I was a carpenter." the old man says. "Yes, and kids, you had..." The old man says, "Well there was the boy, but he wasn't really mine." Then it clicks, Jesus looks at the old man and cries, "Dad!" and the old man cries, "Pinocchio!"
What is the nickname for a species of eel that lives in the Mediterranean Sea?
[Amore Eel] (#s)
