Mediterranean Food Jokes
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What do you call bad Mediterranean food?
Falawful.
One of my friends loves mediterranean food more than anyone I've ever seen
You coul say he's a hummusexual.
Scientists have discovered that white sharks in the Mediterranean are no longer white.
Allegedly it has to do with their food.
I ate some expired Mediterranean food an hour ago.
I falafel.
Two sharks are swimming through the Mediterranean....
...one turns to the other and says:
'I'm getting a bit bored of all this Syrian food, I've heard there's a new Egyptian place just opened up'.
Why do pilots avoid Mediterranean food?
Cuz if you eat a falafel ur gonna fly awful
So there's my friend Pete...
So, I have a friend named Pete, who is a bit of a hippy. He's got plenty of "causes," but he's particularly into animal rights--it's kind of annoying sometimes, but whatever.
As it so happens, he's also into Mediterranean food--all vegan, organic, and locally-sourced, of course. So when his usual store ran out of his brand of bread, it was kind of a big deal. He ended up dragging me all over town, all afternoon looking for some grass-fed, free-range ethnic bread.
It just all turned into PETA Pete's pita PITA.
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