Meditation Jokes

• Short Meditation Jokes
• Meditation One Liners
• Mindfulness Meditation Jokes
• Transcendental Meditation Jokes
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Funniest Meditation Short Jokes

Short meditation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The meditation humour may include short meditate jokes also.

1. Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million: Get up at 5:00AM every day
   90 minutes of cardio
   Take a cold shower
   Journal
   Schedule out your day
   Dad owns Fortune 500 company
   Meditate
2. I've decided to take up meditation.. ..at least it's better than sitting and doing nothing.
3. Why did the accordionist take up meditation? He wanted to find the right key to inner peace.
4. Maybe the ChatGPT servers are just taking a break to meditate and clear their electronic minds.
5. What does the Freudian monk chant while meditating? MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
   (Sorry if repost, I just thought of this, but I can't be the first)
6. A man hiking in the Himalayas comes across a sadhu meditating. He says the sadhu, "there is a blizzard coming aren't you going to go back to town?" The sadhu responds Nah I'ma stay
7. Wiping with only one square of toilet paper is a meditative experience.... You really get in touch with your inner self.
8. While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth to deal with hunger pains from fasting super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis
9. After visiting the US, a Tibetan monk made the mistake of meditating on his flight home. He transcended to another plane and ended up in Albuquerque.
10. I'm writing a book to help surgeons to use Eastern meditation to overcome anxiety in the operating theatre... I'm going to call it *The Calmer Suture.*

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Meditation One Liners

Which meditation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with meditation? I can suggest the ones about yoga and prayer.

1. What do you call a wolf that meditates Aware wolf
2. How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection.
3. What do you call a Buddhist monk who meditates in the snow? Fro-zen.
4. Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!
5. I've taken up meditation It's better than sitting around doing nothing.
6. I taught my pet wolf to meditate. Now he's aware wolf.
7. What sound does a blonde white girl make while meditating? "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?"
8. I taught a wolf to meditate Now he is aware wolf
9. What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm...
10. Why did the wolf meditate? To become aware wolf
11. I just took up meditation... It beats sitting around doing nothing.
12. How do electricians meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm
13. I'm going to start meditating. Beats sitting around and doing nothing all the time.
14. Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors? For optimal self reflection
15. Why does the yogi always meditate under the citrus tree? It's a sublime spot

Mindfulness Meditation Jokes

Here is a list of funny mindfulness meditation jokes and even better mindfulness meditation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do electricians relax? They meditate.
  *Oooohhhmmmm*
  They do it after getting all amped up after a long day. It helps organize the mind after getting their wires crossed.
• Hey! You know, they've started offering free meditation retreats at the North Pole! Turns out the Christmas elves are really present minded.
• Meditation is great for your mind Sit down, close your eyes and see for yourself

Transcendental Meditation Jokes

Here is a list of funny transcendental meditation jokes and even better transcendental meditation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My dentist is a buddhist... He uses Transcendental Meditation to help us Transcend Dental Medication.

Rib-Tickling Meditation Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about meditation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inner peace jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make meditation pranks.