Meditate Jokes
32 meditate jokes and hilarious meditate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about meditate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short meditate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The meditate humour may include short meditation jokes also.
- Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million: Get up at 5:00AM every day
90 minutes of cardio
Take a cold shower
Journal
Schedule out your day
Dad owns Fortune 500 company
Meditate - I've decided to take up meditation.. ..at least it's better than sitting and doing nothing.
- Why did the accordionist take up meditation? He wanted to find the right key to inner peace.
- Maybe the ChatGPT servers are just taking a break to meditate and clear their electronic minds.
- What does the Freudian monk chant while meditating? MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
(Sorry if repost, I just thought of this, but I can't be the first) - A man hiking in the Himalayas comes across a sadhu meditating. He says the sadhu, "there is a blizzard coming aren't you going to go back to town?" The sadhu responds Nah I'ma stay
- Wiping with only one square of toilet paper is a meditative experience.... You really get in touch with your inner self.
- While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth to deal with hunger pains from fasting super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis
- After visiting the US, a Tibetan monk made the mistake of meditating on his flight home. He transcended to another plane and ended up in Albuquerque.
- I'm writing a book to help surgeons to use Eastern meditation to overcome anxiety in the operating theatre... I'm going to call it *The Calmer Suture.*
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Meditate One Liners
Which meditate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with meditate? I can suggest the ones about relax and remain calm.
- What do you call a wolf that meditates Aware wolf
- How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection.
- What do you call a Buddhist monk who meditates in the snow? Fro-zen.
- Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!
- I've taken up meditation It's better than sitting around doing nothing.
- I taught my pet wolf to meditate. Now he's aware wolf.
- What sound does a blonde white girl make while meditating? "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?"
- I taught a wolf to meditate Now he is aware wolf
- What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm...
- Why did the wolf meditate? To become aware wolf
- I just took up meditation... It beats sitting around doing nothing.
- How do electricians meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm
- I'm going to start meditating. Beats sitting around and doing nothing all the time.
- Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors? For optimal self reflection
- Why does the yogi always meditate under the citrus tree? It's a sublime spot
Amusing Meditate Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about meditate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean yoga jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make meditate pranks.
I'm a 21-year-old multimillionaire. Here's how I did it.
1. I get up at 5:00 AM every day
2. I run for an hour before breakfast
3. Afterward, I take a cold shower to wake me up.
4. Journaling is key. You never know when you might need to remember something.
5. Always write down an appointment as soon as you get it.
6. My dad owns a Fortune 500 company.
7. I meditate every day
Ray has just reached his 110th birthday. A reporter comes to his birthday party and says, Excuse me, sir, but how did you come to be so old? Ray replies, It's easy. The secret is never to argue with anyone.
The reporter is not impressed. That's insane! he says. It has to be something else – diet, meditation, or 'something.' Just not arguing won't keep you alive for 110 years! Ray looks at the reporter and says, Y'know, maybe you're right.
Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:
1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
2. 90 minutes of cardio
3. Take a cold shower
4. Journal
5. Schedule out your day
6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
7. Meditate
