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Medieval Peasant Jokes

5 medieval peasant jokes and hilarious medieval peasant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about medieval peasant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Medieval Peasant Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good medieval peasant joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why was the 10 year-old medieval peasant depressed?

He was going through his midlife crisis.

Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe?

More often than not, they were called "peasants"

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Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner?

They wanted to eat serf and terf.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

One time in medieval England ...

One time in medieval England, there was a Lord who opposed hunting. One day, he issued a verdict that forbade hunting on his land. The peasants were angry, but the economy soon recovered.
But within a few years, wild animals were overpopulating and began traveling into the fields and eating the crops. Peasants once more began to protest, but the Lord ignored them.
Soon, the peasants could not grow food because the animal population was eating everything they planted. A large group stormed the castle, demanding the Lord end the ban, but he refused, and they killed him.
This marked the only time in history that a reign was called because of the game.

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