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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?
Storming a castle.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
What is the name of a medieval castle for stoners?
Fort Wenty
A medieval worker in England was fixing the fence on the top of the castle
He decided to take a break because he was hungry.
Two knights practicing combat nearby. One of them accidentally made a mistake and got shoved into the unfixed fence.
When the fence broke, he forcefully fell down the long distance. When he got down, in his dying breath, he screamed "THIS ISN'T EVEN REPOSTED!"
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
One time in medieval England ...
One time in medieval England, there was a Lord who opposed hunting. One day, he issued a verdict that forbade hunting on his land. The peasants were angry, but the economy soon recovered.
But within a few years, wild animals were overpopulating and began traveling into the fields and eating the crops. Peasants once more began to protest, but the Lord ignored them.
Soon, the peasants could not grow food because the animal population was eating everything they planted. A large group stormed the castle, demanding the Lord end the ban, but he refused, and they killed him.
This marked the only time in history that a reign was called because of the game.
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