Medicine Cabinet Jokes
12 medicine cabinet jokes and hilarious medicine cabinet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about medicine cabinet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Medicine Cabinet Short Jokes
Short medicine cabinet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The medicine cabinet humour may include short medicine jokes also.
- Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
- I just found out why they open medicine cabinets very carefully... To not disturb and wake up the sleeping pills...
- The blonde tip-toed near the medicine cabinet so that she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. This is not a joke, ambien serious!
- why did silly Billy tip toe passed the medicine cabinet? Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
- I was surprised that my skin products kept moving around my medicine cabinet But it turns out it was just brownian lotion.
- I always thought it was weird that my parent's medicine cabinet was also where they stored the alcohol. i fund out later that they were just trying to cure what ales me.
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Medicine Cabinet One Liners
Which medicine cabinet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with medicine cabinet? I can suggest the ones about cabinet and drug store.
- What do you call a the surgeon general's most trusted advisors? The medicine cabinet!
Medicine Cabinet Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about medicine cabinet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pharmacy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make medicine cabinet pranks.
A Polish man calls 911
And says, "Help! My wife is trying to kill me!"
The operator asks, "How can you be sure?"
The Pole says, "I was looking through her medicine cabinet, and I found Polish Remover!"
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Headache
Guy gets home from the bar and he wants some s**... time but he finds his wife asleep. So he proceeds to go to the bathroom and makes a lot of noise rummaging the medicine cabinet. The wife wakes up.
Wife: What's with the noise?
Husband: just open up your mouth.
She opens up jet mouth and he proceeds to shoot two pills into her mouth.
Wife: what was that?
Husband: two ibuprofen for your headache.
Wife: but I don't have a headache.
Husband: that's what I wanted to hear
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..Yesterday I went into the Medicine cabinet and downed half a bottle of pills!
I still can't figure how to get out..
My friends still haunt me with this one my dad told us back in the day.
A coffin is chasing a man down the street. The man runs into his house, closes his door and locks it, but the coffin breaks through, he hides in the kitchen, but the coffin finds him and keeps chasing after. The man runs upstairs into his room, locks the door and barricades it, it isn't safe there either, the coffin busts through. He runs into his bathroom, cornered, frantically searching for a weapon, but all he can find is a bottle of Robitussin in his medicine cabinet, he splashes it on the coffin and the coffin stops.