Medicin Jokes
29 medicin jokes and hilarious medicin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about medicin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Medicin Short Jokes
Short medicin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The medicin humour may include short medicine jokes also.
- Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, and name it ElonGates.
- I have a joke about the exceptional healthcare and medicine Trump took to recover from COVID. But, no one else would get it.
- Whomever said laughter is the best medicine... clearly hasn't tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.
- I still remember my Grandfather's last ever joke... He said to me, before he passed- 'Quick! Get my medicine!'
But, I didn't get it :/ - There are 3 farmers, let's call them A, B and C. Which one is the best with medicine? Farmer C
- Chiron was not only half man, half horse, but he was also a doctor of medicine. This makes him the centaur for disease control.
- Why is it that there's no pharmacies in Africa? Because you shouldn't take medicine on an empty stomach.
- Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
- They say that laughter is the best medicine. Well, I have diarrhea and it's making it worse.
- I dropped my wife's epilepsy medicine in the washing machine instead of fabric softener. Now her clothes don't fit.
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Medicin One Liners
Which medicin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with medicin? I can suggest the ones about bald and patient.
- Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa? Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
- If farmer A sells apple's, farmer B sells banana, what does farmer C sell? Medicine
- Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
- Why did the tractor sell medicines? Because it was a farm assist!
... I'm sorry... - Where do Cows get their medicine from? The Farmacy.
- What instructions are not needed on Parkinson's Medicine? Shake well before use.
- I got my back adjusted a practitioner of ancient egyptian medicine A Cairo-practor
- (my 6yo) What type of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin Medicine
- There's a new erectile dysfunction medicine on the market Its called mycoxaflopin
- There's a medicine you can buy that apparently cures scepticism. But I'm not buying it.
- What do you call alternative medicine that works? Medicine.
- Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine? A mental hospital
- If laughter was the best medicine... Your face would cure the world!
- What Do Pastafarians Smoke? Medicinal Marinara.
- If laughter is the best medicine, Then, clearly I can't be a doctor.
The Funniest Medicin Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about medicin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean herbal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make medicin pranks.
The Best Medicine
A man went to his doctor and said, "You've got to check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh and you'll hear it!"
The doctor placed his ear against the man's thigh and heard, "Gimme $10! I really need $10!"
"How long has this been going on for?" the doctor asked.
"That's nothing!" the man said. "Put your ear up to my knee!"
The doctor put his ear up to the man's knee and heard, "I really need $20! Please give me $20!"
"Ah," the doctor said. "I know exactly what's wrong. Your leg appears to be broke in two places."
How does the medicine in a suppository get absorbed into the body?
Assmosis.
I wish there was a medicine that could cure procrastination
Eh, who am I kidding, I'd probably put off taking it.
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How do you use medicine to assassinate an aunt?
Anti-Venom
Okay, so you want her alive, how do you just stop her fawning over you?
Anti-Dote
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What medicine do men take when their privates start hurting?
p**...-illin'
Medicine
Jim walked up to Joe who was frantically jumping up and down. So he asked Joe, "what are you doing?" Joe said while jumping, "This bottle says to shake well before use!"
I was once a medicine salesman, but I was soon fired.
I lost my job for not selling drugs.
Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
What's the best medicine to cure a nymphomaniac?
The taste of wedding cake.
Take the medicines if fever reduces it means they involve fever medicine also.
What happens when you take medicine and homeopathic medicine at the same time?
Nothing. Doctors recommend taking pills with water anyway.
What medicine do you give to a depressed cancer patient?
Emotherapy.
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Medicine is so advanced
A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
