The Best 16 Medici Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Medici jokes. There are some medici viagra jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these medici lady puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Medici Jokes and Puns

There's a medicine you can buy that apparently cures scepticism.

But I'm not buying it.

How does the medicine in a suppository get absorbed into the body?

Assmosis.

I wish there was a medicine that could cure procrastination

Eh, who am I kidding, I'd probably put off taking it.

Medici joke, I wish there was a medicine that could cure procrastination

Best medicine

Patient approached a doctor for incessant cough and doctor prescribed laxative.

Assistant to doctor. Sir, you gave him laxative for cough.
Doctor: Yes, and now he'd think twice before coughing.

What medicine do men take when their privates start hurting?

Penis-illin'


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Jim walked up to Joe who was frantically jumping up and down. So he asked Joe, "what are you doing?" Joe said while jumping, "This bottle says to shake well before use!"

I was once a medicine salesman, but I was soon fired.

I lost my job for not selling drugs.

Medici joke, I was once a medicine salesman, but I was soon fired.

Great dynasties of history

Egypt: Ayyubid

South Africa: Zulu

China: Ming

Greece: Helena

Italy: Medici

U.S.: Duck

There's a new medicine for depressed lesbians.

It's call Tridicksagain.

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What's the best medicine to cure a nymphomaniac?

The taste of wedding cake.

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Why couldn't the Medici family diversify their wealth?

Because in Renaissance times, stocks were bonds.

Why are medicins white?

Because black don't work

Take the medicines if fever reduces it means they involve fever medicine also.

What happens when you take medicine and homeopathic medicine at the same time?

Nothing. Doctors recommend taking pills with water anyway.

What medicine do you give to a depressed cancer patient?

Emotherapy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the medici physician jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working medici give piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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