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Short medici jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The medici humour may include short bye jokes also.

  1. Great dynasties of history Egypt: Ayyubid
    South Africa: Zulu
    China: Ming
    Greece: Helena
    Italy: Medici
    U.S.: Duck
  2. Why couldn't the Medici family diversify their wealth? Because in Renaissance times, stocks were bonds.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about medici can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of medici puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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There's a medicine you can buy that apparently cures scepticism.

But I'm not buying it.

The Best Medicine

A man went to his doctor and said, "You've got to check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh and you'll hear it!"
The doctor placed his ear against the man's thigh and heard, "Gimme $10! I really need $10!"
"How long has this been going on for?" the doctor asked.
"That's nothing!" the man said. "Put your ear up to my knee!"
The doctor put his ear up to the man's knee and heard, "I really need $20! Please give me $20!"
"Ah," the doctor said. "I know exactly what's wrong. Your leg appears to be broke in two places."

What medicine does a snake take when it's sick?

An anti-hiss-tamine.

How does the medicine in a suppository get absorbed into the body?

Assmosis.

I wish there was a medicine that could cure procrastination

Eh, who am I kidding, I'd probably put off taking it.

How do you use medicine to assassinate an aunt?

Anti-Venom
Okay, so you want her alive, how do you just stop her fawning over you?
Anti-Dote

Best medicine

Patient approached a doctor for incessant cough and doctor prescribed laxative.
Assistant to doctor. Sir, you gave him laxative for cough.
Doctor: Yes, and now he'd think twice before coughing.

What medicine do men take when their privates start hurting?

p**...-illin'

Medicine

Jim walked up to Joe who was frantically jumping up and down. So he asked Joe, "what are you doing?" Joe said while jumping, "This bottle says to shake well before use!"

There's a new medicine for depressed l**....

It's call Tridicksagain.

I was once a medicine salesman, but I was soon fired.

I lost my job for not selling drugs.

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What's the best medicine to cure a nymphomaniac?

The taste of wedding cake.

Why are medicins white?

Because black don't work

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