The Best 6 Medically Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Medically jokes. There are some medically cured jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these medically genetic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Medically Jokes and Puns

An chinese dad sees his newborn child and is startled when he realises the kid is clearly white.

He runs to the doctor and asks:

"Doctor, is it even medically possible for me and my wife - both chinese - to have a caucasian-looking baby?"

The doctor, turns to him, thinks for a bit, and replies:

"No. Two Wongs don't make a white."

Medically, what happens to a man if he never masturbates?

Nobody knows.

Doctor: ""If you gain 5 more pounds, medically, you'll be morbidly obese."

"Do you understand what this means?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm not morbidly obese now."

Medically joke, Doctor: ""If you gain 5 more pounds, medically, you'll be morbidly obese."

So my cousin has bieber fever...

Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.

I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight

But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine.

He was kinda cute too.


TFW you're looking for somewhere to go on holiday/vacation.

And "medically induced coma" catches your eye

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the medically ibs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working medically medical examination piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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