Unearthly Funniest Medically Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
An chinese dad sees his newborn child and is startled when he realises the kid is clearly white.
He runs to the doctor and asks:
"Doctor, is it even medically possible for me and my wife - both chinese - to have a caucasian-looking baby?"
The doctor, turns to him, thinks for a bit, and replies:
"No. Two Wongs don't make a white."
Medically, what happens to a man if he never masturbates?
Nobody knows.
What do you call it when a physician corrects your punctuation?
A medically induced comma.
Doctor: ""If you gain 5 more pounds, medically, you'll be morbidly obese."
"Do you understand what this means?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm not morbidly obese now."
So my cousin has bieber fever...
Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.
I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight
But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine.
He was kinda cute too.
TFW you're looking for somewhere to go on holiday/vacation.
And "medically induced coma" catches your eye
