Medically Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Medically jokes. Read medically cured jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these medically genetic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Unearthly Funniest Medically Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

An chinese dad sees his newborn child and is startled when he realises the kid is clearly white.

He runs to the doctor and asks:

"Doctor, is it even medically possible for me and my wife - both chinese - to have a caucasian-looking baby?"

The doctor, turns to him, thinks for a bit, and replies:

"No. Two Wongs don't make a white."

Medically, what happens to a man if he never masturbates?

Nobody knows.

What do you call it when a physician corrects your punctuation?

A medically induced comma.

Doctor: ""If you gain 5 more pounds, medically, you'll be morbidly obese."

"Do you understand what this means?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm not morbidly obese now."

So my cousin has bieber fever...

Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.

I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight

But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine.

He was kinda cute too.

TFW you're looking for somewhere to go on holiday/vacation.

And "medically induced coma" catches your eye

Medically joke, TFW you're looking for somewhere to go on holiday/vacation.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the medically ibs puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working medically medical examination piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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