Medical Treatment Jokes
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If there was a bipartisan push in Congress to legalize medical m**... for arthritis treatment...
there would be joint support for joint support for joint support.
Headlice are now resistant to the usual medical treatments....
The problem has scientists scratching their heads.
A medical student
A medical student walks into his favorite local bar and orders a beer. "I've finally decided what my practice will specialize in," the student tells the bartender. "It will be in the study and treatment of the diseases and disorders of the Adam's apple." "Is there some sort of fancy medical name for that specialty?" the bartender asks. "Yes," the student replies. "I'll be a guyneckologist."
What do you call a medical treatment based on lemons?
Lemonade.
Why did the man suffering from constipation refuse medical treatment?
He figured everything would work out in the end.
Trumpcare is so good
...medical treatment will be the last thing you need.
I was on my phone reading the news waiting in the supermarket checkout line. A dude came up and asked me, what's in the news tonight?
Me: Man who pays no taxes returns to government provided housing after receiving free medical treatment from taxpayer funded healthcare.
Dude: sounds like some libtard b**....
Me: Yeah, here is another - Husband of immigrant woman ignores government health guidelines and possibly infect hundreds of Americans with deadly disease.
Dude: I tell ya. It's always some freaking immigrants... m' rite?
Me: I hear you dude. Who knew Donald Trump returning to the White House from Walter Reed Medical Center can cause so much controversy?
After developing erectile dysfunction, a man tries all the medically recognised treatment...
Pharmaceuticals, change in diet etc. Nothing worked. At the end of his rope, he gives a medicine man a try. The medicine man gives him a natural remedy and tells him, "When you're ready for it to take effect, say, '1,2,3'. When you're done, say, '1,2,3,4'."
The medicine man assured him it would work, so when he got home, he confidently strode into his bedroom. He ripped off his pants and said, "Honey, watch this! 1,2,3!" and instantly had the strongest e**... of his life.
His wife said, "That's great, honey, but what's the '1,2,3' for?"
Moral of the story:Never end a sentence with a preposition.
Two different doctors
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The FIRST patient is examined by his regular doctor within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The SECOND sees his regular doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.
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