Medical Marijuana Jokes
20 medical marijuana jokes and hilarious medical marijuana puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about medical marijuana that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing Medical Marijuana Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
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So I've got some buddies...
They just so happen to be a high-ranking officials in Denver,Colorado. They're currently trying to get Republicans and Democrats to both agree to legalize medical m**... to ease arthritis symptoms. I guess you could say I have friends in high places in high places in high places for joint support for joint support for joint support.
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I think medical m**... is really good...
... for joints.
I'll see myself out.
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Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store
I'll call it glazed and confused
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What's the number one reason for requesting a medical m**... card?
"I need it for my joints!"
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Medical m**... isn't a new concept.
We've been using smoke to cure things for centuries.
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Do you know why doctors are prescribing medical m**... for arthritis?
Because the definition of arthritis is inflammation of the joints
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I got my medical m**... card because I have terrible anxiety
over where I'm going to get my next bag of w**...
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So, we've all seen Biden's pardon for m**... users, but we need Bipartisan legislation....
We need Bipartisan legislation for the use of medical m**... for arthritis patients.
Joint support for joint support for joint support.
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I need a medical m**... card for my joint pain.
I'm always in pain when I'm out of joints.
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So West Virginia recently legalized medical m**......
I guess that you could say it was almost heaven.
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A dolphin was arrested for w**... possession.
Cop: Is this your m**..., sir?
Dolphin: No sir, it's for my cousins. Strictly for medical porpoises.
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They should legalize medical m**... everywhere.
After all, laughter is the best medicine!
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I just applied for my medical m**... certificate.
Reason: Joint pain.
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I tried some medical m**....
Then I went home and had some medical popcorn.
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Medical m**...
Is a growing industry
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Medical scientists find lethal m**...
In the form of 200,000lbs and being dropped on subjects.
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Medical Marijuana One Liners
Which medical marijuana one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with medical marijuana? I can suggest the ones about dispensary and medical.
- I think medical m**... is really good... ... for joints.
I'll see myself out. - I just applied for my medical m**... certificate. Reason: Joint pain.
- I tried some medical m**.... Then I went home and had some medical popcorn.
- Medical m**... Is a growing industry