Medical Equipment Jokes
3 medical equipment jokes and hilarious medical equipment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about medical equipment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Medical Equipment Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good medical equipment joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Dogs can't operate medical equipment...
But cats can.
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THE DEACON'S LAST & FINAL WORDS
A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher, goes to visit him.
The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to the deacon. He kneels by the bed.
The deacon motions to a pad and pen on the nightstand. The preacher hands his friend the pad and pen, and the deacon begins to write. Suddenly, the deacon dies.
At his f**..., the preacher delivers the service. He says, "I was with him when he died, and as a matter of fact, I have his last thought in my coat pocket here."
The preacher pulls out the paper and reads, "Please, get up. You're kneeling on my oxygen hose."
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